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SCULPTURE OF A ROMAN GENERAL WITH PINKEYE

SCULPTURE OF A ROMAN GENERAL WITH PINKEYE

Are you troubled and rich?

3D SCULPTURE to SMILE AT

Do you have bouts of melancholy, followed by massive increases in your stock portfolio and personal net worth?

Well, then… this sculpture is for you!

Now you can own an asset (art) that can cheer you up. Through the magical gift that the feeling of superiority gives you, “Roman General with Pinkeye” lets its owner look down on a historic figure from human civilization and have a good laugh.

No matter how bad your day was, the Roman general in question had a worse day. Imagine sitting down for your official portrait on a day when you had pinkeye!

Captured by the 3D sculptor Oddtoe in bronze, “Roman General with Pinkeye” is a unique investment in your mental health and in your diversified rare art portfolio.

Stupid laughter is 69% better than meditation.*

3D Sculpture & Street Art by Oddtoe

A Sculptor of Wit

Here are four reasons why you should — as an art collector and a decent human being —
buy one of the ten “Roman General with Pinkeye” sculptures on offer.

1

You are going to die.

I looked it up. Yea, it’s unfortunate, but highly probable. So you might as well embrace the absurdity of it all.
2

Money is burning a hole in your pocket.

Yes, I am talking directly to the ‘Boomers’ and all tech bros.
Bust of a Roman General with pinkeye, sculpture by Oddtoe

Oddtoe’s sculpture series: Roman Generals with Pinkeye, 2024.

3

It's Actually Marble.

No shit. I found out how to provide my benefactors some value for their help.
4

What Else Are You Going To Put Above Your Mantle?!

Be honest with yourself — how many objects in your house make you laugh? …that’s sad.
Example of weird sculpture, Roman General with Pinkyeye by the sculptor Oddtoe
Example of weird kinetic sculpture, Roman General with Pinkyeye by the sculptor Oddtoe
Example of weird sculpture, Roman General with Pinkyeye by the sculptor Oddtoe
Base of the Roman General with Pinkyeye sculpture
The sculptor Oddtoe's sculpture for sale
Face of a sculpture, caricature of a Roman General's face
Weird sculpture for sale, Roman General with Pinkyeye by the sculptor Oddtoe

Paper design of how a digital 3d design becomes a real fabricated sculpture Metal, stone, synthetics... SKETCH TO FABRICATION Be a part of an sculptor's practice as it unfolds —  from 3d sculpture design to fabrication,
Oddtoe works with office lobby designers, galleries, real estate developers, and public park commissioners.
Interested in sculpture?

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Experience the tingle and excitement that only comes from working with me,
the first of my kind and a sculptor on-trend.
Impress your frenemies and anyone lower in status than you.

~ Oddtoe

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