Sweaty Cabbage Time Clock

Description

My newest product, the Sweaty Cabbage Clock, is based on my best-selling women’s fragrance, Sweaty Cabbage, the scent that effuses strong odours of turnip and peat bog.

So do you know of a tardy pig farmer looking for a stronger scent and a stronger sense of time? Or do you have an ex-girlfriend that likes toilette water and punctuality?

Then the Sweaty Cabbage Clock by Oddtoe is the perfect gift.