An oldie but goodie...I made this in the days befo An oldie but goodie...I made this in the days before social, but with search engines in mind. If anyone from high school or who knew me in passing, searched my name they would find this image and a bio alluding to my re-imagining as a sumo wrestler in Japan. 

The reality is I have to do my own hair before I get into the ring.

#sumowrestler #oddtoe #japanlife #photoshop #deepfake

An oldie but goodie...I made this in the days before social, but with search engines in mind. If anyone from high school or who knew me in passing, searched my name they would find this image and a bio alluding to my re-imagining as a sumo wrestler in Japan.

The reality is I have to do my own hair before I get into the ring.

#sumowrestler #oddtoe #japanlife #photoshop #deepfake
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The “Ode to Goat People” challenge is going vi The “Ode to Goat People” challenge is going viral on social media. It was only a matter of time before I got tapped. OK, I accept. 

Here’s my offering.

#odetogoatpeoplechallenge #goat #challenge #internetfun #shepherdlife #humor #memes

The “Ode to Goat People” challenge is going viral on social media. It was only a matter of time before I got tapped. OK, I accept.

Here’s my offering.

#odetogoatpeoplechallenge #goat #challenge #internetfun #shepherdlife #humor #memes
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Surely, the way we, as a society, are tracking ger Surely, the way we, as a society, are tracking geriatric libido is outdated.

“Build a better mouse trap and they will come.” Isn’t that the ol’ saying?

#libido #elderlylove #newproductalert #oddtoe #healthmonitor #sensors #internetofthings #giftsforgrandma #giftsforgrandpa

Surely, the way we, as a society, are tracking geriatric libido is outdated.

“Build a better mouse trap and they will come.” Isn’t that the ol’ saying?

#libido #elderlylove #newproductalert #oddtoe #healthmonitor #sensors #internetofthings #giftsforgrandma #giftsforgrandpa
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My only thought doing this piece was: Who does the My only thought doing this piece was: Who does the best chest hair in stained glass? Only the Almighty Deity and Yelp have the answer to that.
#luteplayer #stringedinstrument #chesthair #stainedglass

My only thought doing this piece was: Who does the best chest hair in stained glass? Only the Almighty Deity and Yelp have the answer to that.
#luteplayer #stringedinstrument #chesthair #stainedglass
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I watch a lot of sumo. So it makes sense that my k I watch a lot of sumo. So it makes sense that my kids would catch me mid-wrestle with a screen like this one. Doesn’t make it any less awkward, however.

#busted #occupationalhazard #sumo #sumowrestlers #seenonthescreen #humor #notforkids

I watch a lot of sumo. So it makes sense that my kids would catch me mid-wrestle with a screen like this one. Doesn’t make it any less awkward, however.

#busted #occupationalhazard #sumo #sumowrestlers #seenonthescreen #humor #notforkids
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Mossy statuettes often express what I can’t. Bec Mossy statuettes often express what I can’t. Because I’m a man. Expressing emotions in normal ways is beyond me. Only through jokey memes can I truly share my man-child thoughts. Pixels don’t judge.

#2020 #babynewyear #2020memes #2020memeshere  #humor #humour

Mossy statuettes often express what I can’t. Because I’m a man. Expressing emotions in normal ways is beyond me. Only through jokey memes can I truly share my man-child thoughts. Pixels don’t judge.

#2020 #babynewyear #2020memes #2020memeshere #humor #humour
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I also thought to call this work, “Shrunken-faced Woman Caught in the Middle Of a Staring Contest with a Spatula.”

#renaissanceart #spatula #newartwork #newart #artcollector #utensils #comedicrelief #oddtoe @oddtoe_artist
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I am loving this higher-brow portrait style. Charl I am loving this higher-brow portrait style. Charles Addams meets Drew Friedman.

#portraiture #longneck #caricatureartist #pointillism #oddtoe

I am loving this higher-brow portrait style. Charles Addams meets Drew Friedman.

#portraiture #longneck #caricatureartist #pointillism #oddtoe
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The human on the other side of this (deer in headl The human on the other side of this (deer in headlights series).

#selfportrait #oddtoe

The human on the other side of this (deer in headlights series).

#selfportrait #oddtoe
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I’m experimenting with a new style. As a kid, I I’m experimenting with a new style. As a kid, I loved the pointillism of the Wall Street Journal’s portrait illustrations. I had a meme caption for this first work in this style, but I thought to put the mirthful punchlines on pause and just push out some art. 

#experimentalart #caricatureart #portraiture #pipesmoking #pointillism #oddtoe

I’m experimenting with a new style. As a kid, I loved the pointillism of the Wall Street Journal’s portrait illustrations. I had a meme caption for this first work in this style, but I thought to put the mirthful punchlines on pause and just push out some art.

#experimentalart #caricatureart #portraiture #pipesmoking #pointillism #oddtoe
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As a genre, sci fi fails to dwell on stories of pe As a genre, sci fi fails to dwell on stories of personal hygiene and grooming. Dwell on those stories, I shall!

#sciencefiction #embarrassingmoments #spinach #starwarsmemes #satire #portraiture

As a genre, sci fi fails to dwell on stories of personal hygiene and grooming. Dwell on those stories, I shall!

#sciencefiction #embarrassingmoments #spinach #starwarsmemes #satire #portraiture
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Nothing says corporate branding like an orgy of cr Nothing says corporate branding like an orgy of creepy dolls. 

With this video end roll for my YouTube video, I went ‘there’, pushed the envelope, and I feel dirtier for it.

#oddtoe #corporatebranding #postroll #creepydolls #commercials

Nothing says corporate branding like an orgy of creepy dolls.

With this video end roll for my YouTube video, I went ‘there’, pushed the envelope, and I feel dirtier for it.

#oddtoe #corporatebranding #postroll #creepydolls #commercials
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I’m sure his handlers and I share this same thou I’m sure his handlers and I share this same thought and retina scan.

#trumpmemes #retinascan #cheetohead #eyeball #musing #politicalmemes #donaldtrump
#oral #orifice #humor

I’m sure his handlers and I share this same thought and retina scan.

#trumpmemes #retinascan #cheetohead #eyeball #musing #politicalmemes #donaldtrump
#oral #orifice #humor
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To be honest: I don’t know if this is a lute. I’ve got too much shit to do. The trolls of the internet will tell me what sort of cherubic instrument this is. I do memes, not research on baroque stringed instrument, for fuck’s sake. 

I sweatingly await their judgement.

#itsalute #lute #baroquemusic #cherubs #skillsgap #kids #memes #musicianslife

To be honest: I don’t know if this is a lute. I’ve got too much shit to do. The trolls of the internet will tell me what sort of cherubic instrument this is. I do memes, not research on baroque stringed instrument, for fuck’s sake.

I sweatingly await their judgement.

#itsalute #lute #baroquemusic #cherubs #skillsgap #kids #memes #musicianslife
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I like rubber chickens; I’m not a big fan of can I like rubber chickens; I’m not a big fan of cancel culture. 

In this piece, titled “Triptych of Anguish & Pollo”, I visually Venn diagrammed the fuck outta these two seemingly unrelated subjects, delivering a stunning critique of modern society’s struggle to maintain autonomous thought, while simultaneously empowering dissent in marginalized voices.

(That last sentence was for any art agents out there.)

#cancelculture #outragedart #chickensofinstagram #rubberchicken #nimby #pollo #wankyartstatement

I like rubber chickens; I’m not a big fan of cancel culture.

In this piece, titled “Triptych of Anguish & Pollo”, I visually Venn diagrammed the fuck outta these two seemingly unrelated subjects, delivering a stunning critique of modern society’s struggle to maintain autonomous thought, while simultaneously empowering dissent in marginalized voices.

(That last sentence was for any art agents out there.)

#cancelculture #outragedart #chickensofinstagram #rubberchicken #nimby #pollo #wankyartstatement
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There are days when I feel drop-dead sexy. Nine ti There are days when I feel drop-dead sexy. Nine times out of ten it’s because I’m wearing my Steve Urkel belt buckle. 

Male or female, it goes with any outfit. Bonus?: It keeps my pants from drooping, exposing my Golden Girls g-string.

#steveurkel #beltbuckles #familymatters #pheromones #feelingsexy #goldengirls #humor

There are days when I feel drop-dead sexy. Nine times out of ten it’s because I’m wearing my Steve Urkel belt buckle.

Male or female, it goes with any outfit. Bonus?: It keeps my pants from drooping, exposing my Golden Girls g-string.

#steveurkel #beltbuckles #familymatters #pheromones #feelingsexy #goldengirls #humor
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Building resilience in children is so important. S Building resilience in children is so important. So I developed a board game for children to prepare them for life in the ‘Big House.’ Every morning, I play “Where’s Do I Hide My Shiv, Daddy?” with my two kids. 

Quality time.

#fatheroftheyear #prisonshiv #boardgames #kickstarter #kids #resiliencytraining

Building resilience in children is so important. So I developed a board game for children to prepare them for life in the ‘Big House.’ Every morning, I play “Where’s Do I Hide My Shiv, Daddy?” with my two kids.

Quality time.

#fatheroftheyear #prisonshiv #boardgames #kickstarter #kids #resiliencytraining
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Tonight, I was able to sit down with former Nation Tonight, I was able to sit down with former National Security Adviser, John Bolton.

#johnbolton #whoareyouwearing #fashionista #redcarpet #quotes #booklaunchparty #roomwhereithappened

Tonight, I was able to sit down with former National Security Adviser, John Bolton.

#johnbolton #whoareyouwearing #fashionista #redcarpet #quotes #booklaunchparty #roomwhereithappened
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If I were to take a steaming shit on the lawn outs If I were to take a steaming shit on the lawn outside of the Oval Office, hypothetically speaking, I might take a route roughly like this one.

How about you?

#shitonthewhitehouselawn #turdsfortrump #ovaloffice #outhouse

If I were to take a steaming shit on the lawn outside of the Oval Office, hypothetically speaking, I might take a route roughly like this one.

How about you?

#shitonthewhitehouselawn #turdsfortrump #ovaloffice #outhouse
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