Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ancient step Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ancient stepped pyramid.

#grassisgreener #yaks #mayan #notyouran #ziggurat #ziggurats #jealous #jealousy #oddtoe #illustration

Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ancient stepped pyramid.

#grassisgreener #yaks #mayan #notyouran #ziggurat #ziggurats #jealous #jealousy #oddtoe #illustration
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Just some character design today. I just finished Just some character design today. I just finished giving a visualization workshop to a group in Shanghai and I had some extra time to finally illustrate this character in my head. 

#characterdesign #owls #illustrationartists #illustratedmonthly #oddtoe

Just some character design today. I just finished giving a visualization workshop to a group in Shanghai and I had some extra time to finally illustrate this character in my head.

#characterdesign #owls #illustrationartists #illustratedmonthly #oddtoe
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I love the opportunities for abject stupidity that I love the opportunities for abject stupidity that a story like “ The Hangover” offers. Set up one grand scene of lunacy and tell the story in wince-ful flashbacks and recollections by the characters.

And since Hollywood loves a good merger, a good formula, I offer up my latest film, “Black Out”, a space who-done-what? tour de force.

#newmovies #tourdeforce #scifimovies #scifiartwork #toiletries #planets #catpeople #thehangover #satire #oddtoe

I love the opportunities for abject stupidity that a story like “ The Hangover” offers. Set up one grand scene of lunacy and tell the story in wince-ful flashbacks and recollections by the characters.

And since Hollywood loves a good merger, a good formula, I offer up my latest film, “Black Out”, a space who-done-what? tour de force.

#newmovies #tourdeforce #scifimovies #scifiartwork #toiletries #planets #catpeople #thehangover #satire #oddtoe
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Many folks don’t know that I run a simian diagno Many folks don’t know that I run a simian diagnostic service in my spare time. I have no formal training in animal behaviour therapy, however. I just thought there’d be a market for people who recently suspected that their monkey is bat-shit crazy and are hoping to get a quick yes-or-no from some amateur over the phone.

#sidehustle #sidehustles #sidehustleideas #monkeysofinstagram #homicidal #callcenter #spoof #parody #oddtoe #newbusiness

Many folks don’t know that I run a simian diagnostic service in my spare time. I have no formal training in animal behaviour therapy, however. I just thought there’d be a market for people who recently suspected that their monkey is bat-shit crazy and are hoping to get a quick yes-or-no from some amateur over the phone.

#sidehustle #sidehustles #sidehustleideas #monkeysofinstagram #homicidal #callcenter #spoof #parody #oddtoe #newbusiness
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I don’t have scruples when it comes to my produc I don’t have scruples when it comes to my products, so why would I bother with the truth when it comes to products’ back stories?!

The Vinchenzi Bros. is my brand for vices. It’s the brand I slap on my cigarette packs. It’s the one I use for my pharmaceutical-grade relaxants. Then there are Vinchenzi Bros. leather ball gags. You get the picture.

So this week, I realized I need to give these two brothers a Juan Valdez backstory. Put some fake heritage into these characters. If I do that, my Amish-style tequila will fly off the shelves.
IMAGE: 
Ennis & Guapo Vinchenzi
Amish/Mexican
Brothers, aged 33 & 50, respectively 
Family company established in 1885

Products available at finer truck stops and via the black market.

#newbranding #tequila #brothersforlife #fakeproducts #juanvaldez #satire #oddtoe

I don’t have scruples when it comes to my products, so why would I bother with the truth when it comes to products’ back stories?!

The Vinchenzi Bros. is my brand for vices. It’s the brand I slap on my cigarette packs. It’s the one I use for my pharmaceutical-grade relaxants. Then there are Vinchenzi Bros. leather ball gags. You get the picture.

So this week, I realized I need to give these two brothers a Juan Valdez backstory. Put some fake heritage into these characters. If I do that, my Amish-style tequila will fly off the shelves.
IMAGE:
Ennis & Guapo Vinchenzi
Amish/Mexican
Brothers, aged 33 & 50, respectively
Family company established in 1885

Products available at finer truck stops and via the black market.

#newbranding #tequila #brothersforlife #fakeproducts #juanvaldez #satire #oddtoe
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I’m so excited that MasterClass decided to partn I’m so excited that MasterClass decided to partner with me, green-lighting my first tutorial series: Anthony Weiner teaches sexting. 

Knowledge comes in all forms. 

#masterclass #masterclasses #anthonyweiner #newyorkercartoons #sexting101 #politicians #onlinelearning #scandal #satire #oddtoe

I’m so excited that MasterClass decided to partner with me, green-lighting my first tutorial series: Anthony Weiner teaches sexting.

Knowledge comes in all forms.

#masterclass #masterclasses #anthonyweiner #newyorkercartoons #sexting101 #politicians #onlinelearning #scandal #satire #oddtoe
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Predicting what will be in the “middle aisle” Predicting what will be in the “middle aisle” in your local Aldi supermarket is impossible. The randomness of goods defies all logic and commercial sense. Still, I peek over to see what delightful temptations have been conjured up.

What’s the best, most random thing you’ve seen in Aldi?

#aldi #aldifinds #aldilove #aldihaul #aldiusa #aldiaustralia #trombones #danishbuttercookies #catheter #weirdproducts #crystalball #prediction #shoppingmemes #oddtoe #middleaisle #aisleofshame #aisleofaldi

Predicting what will be in the “middle aisle” in your local Aldi supermarket is impossible. The randomness of goods defies all logic and commercial sense. Still, I peek over to see what delightful temptations have been conjured up.

What’s the best, most random thing you’ve seen in Aldi?

#aldi #aldifinds #aldilove #aldihaul #aldiusa #aldiaustralia #trombones #danishbuttercookies #catheter #weirdproducts #crystalball #prediction #shoppingmemes #oddtoe #middleaisle #aisleofshame #aisleofaldi
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As a society, we’ve grown more tolerant. “It t As a society, we’ve grown more tolerant. “It takes a village” and all that jazz. I firmly believe we can do better. 

Look after one another. When you see or hear some who has suffered a loss like this poor gentleman, think of lending a hand. Did you know that 87% of adults wouldn’t even get changed out of their pajamas to help a neighbour at 3 AM clean the soot off of their inflatable sex dolls that were damaged by fire?!

Shocking.

Do better, humanity. We’re in this together.

#ittakesavillage #helpothers #empathymatters #goodneighbors #loveoneanother❤️ #oddtoe #humor #firealarm #teambuilding #modernsociety #edgymemes #laughter #humanitylove

As a society, we’ve grown more tolerant. “It takes a village” and all that jazz. I firmly believe we can do better.

Look after one another. When you see or hear some who has suffered a loss like this poor gentleman, think of lending a hand. Did you know that 87% of adults wouldn’t even get changed out of their pajamas to help a neighbour at 3 AM clean the soot off of their inflatable sex dolls that were damaged by fire?!

Shocking.

Do better, humanity. We’re in this together.

#ittakesavillage #helpothers #empathymatters #goodneighbors #loveoneanother❤️ #oddtoe #humor #firealarm #teambuilding #modernsociety #edgymemes #laughter #humanitylove
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I’m gettin’ my clickbait on.’ YouTube is a n I’m gettin’ my clickbait on.’ YouTube is a new frontier for me. When I went to school, clickbait headline writing, internet fraud, and money laundering weren’t offered as electives. So I’ve had to make do.

10 Ways to Party Like Bacchus nearly wrote itself. Although I did cramp up on imagining a fulfilling #6 tip alluded to in this video thumbnail. Luckily, I was able to fall back on my professional colleagues in Oddtoe’s Ancient Greek Research Department. 

Wanna know what Tip #6 is? You’ll have to watch the video. Unfortunately, at the moment, designing clickbait thumbnails is my passion du jour. Actually making the damn videos is the hard part. 

But this is clickbait we’re talking about here. The video content and quality on the other side of the click is irrelevant. Perhaps I can just pay and film a chubby guy without a shirt on to drink Thunderbird on camera. As long as he counts backwards from 10, I’ve done my job.

#youtubememes #youtubememe #clickbait #satire #bacchus #winelovers #top10memes #top10 #comedyart #thumbnail #thumbnails #wineoclock #wineoclocksomewhere #vineyard #grapes #marketingtechniques

I’m gettin’ my clickbait on.’ YouTube is a new frontier for me. When I went to school, clickbait headline writing, internet fraud, and money laundering weren’t offered as electives. So I’ve had to make do.

10 Ways to Party Like Bacchus nearly wrote itself. Although I did cramp up on imagining a fulfilling #6 tip alluded to in this video thumbnail. Luckily, I was able to fall back on my professional colleagues in Oddtoe’s Ancient Greek Research Department.

Wanna know what Tip #6 is? You’ll have to watch the video. Unfortunately, at the moment, designing clickbait thumbnails is my passion du jour. Actually making the damn videos is the hard part.

But this is clickbait we’re talking about here. The video content and quality on the other side of the click is irrelevant. Perhaps I can just pay and film a chubby guy without a shirt on to drink Thunderbird on camera. As long as he counts backwards from 10, I’ve done my job.

#youtubememes #youtubememe #clickbait #satire #bacchus #winelovers #top10memes #top10 #comedyart #thumbnail #thumbnails #wineoclock #wineoclocksomewhere #vineyard #grapes #marketingtechniques
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Wire Taps is a video comedy about voice conversati Wire Taps is a video comedy about voice conversations you shouldn't be hearing and will never be able to unhear. 

See the first episode: https://youtu.be/OQf9hVBX8HI

Similar to Calls, the Apple+ and Canal+ TV show in the United States and France, respectively, Wire Taps is a ridiculously intimate experience.

Illustrated and animated by Oddtoe, this new comedic show uses a similar auditory storyline to Calls, but doesn't take itself too seriously. 

In Episode 1 of Wire Taps, listen in on a dysfunctional love triangle. A married couple running an escort service uses the wife's job as a police dispatcher to take late-night orders from pimps and nightclub owners. 

To see the comedic illustrations and sketch comedy videos of Oddtoe, check out these links below »

  Oddtoe's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/oddtoe_artist/
 Oddtoe's Website: https://www.oddtoe.com/

And of course, subscribe to this channel for more funny content: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCONnrDkhjyemQMgeYQ6fBjg

#newtvshow #911calls #calls #comedy #animationvideo #oddtoe #appleplus #trynottolaugh #trynottolaughchallenge #netflixandchill #funnyordie #humor #laughter

Wire Taps is a video comedy about voice conversations you shouldn't be hearing and will never be able to unhear.

See the first episode: https://youtu.be/OQf9hVBX8HI

Similar to Calls, the Apple+ and Canal+ TV show in the United States and France, respectively, Wire Taps is a ridiculously intimate experience.

Illustrated and animated by Oddtoe, this new comedic show uses a similar auditory storyline to Calls, but doesn't take itself too seriously.

In Episode 1 of Wire Taps, listen in on a dysfunctional love triangle. A married couple running an escort service uses the wife's job as a police dispatcher to take late-night orders from pimps and nightclub owners.

To see the comedic illustrations and sketch comedy videos of Oddtoe, check out these links below »

Oddtoe's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/oddtoe_artist/
Oddtoe's Website: https://www.oddtoe.com/

And of course, subscribe to this channel for more funny content: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCONnrDkhjyemQMgeYQ6fBjg

#newtvshow #911calls #calls #comedy #animationvideo #oddtoe #appleplus #trynottolaugh #trynottolaughchallenge #netflixandchill #funnyordie #humor #laughter
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I really struggled with the comedic choice of whet I really struggled with the comedic choice of whether the company password in this cartoon should be ‘12345678’ or ‘chunkyButt69’.

In the end, I chose ‘12345678’ for two reasons: I felt it was more relatable and I didn’t want to go though all the effort of changing my main banking password to ‘chunkyButt70’.

#cto #cybersecurity #internetsecurity #passwords #12345678 #startuplife #chalkboard #startupmemes #password #oddtoe #techmemes #officeinteriors #officelife #cartoons #illustratedlife

I really struggled with the comedic choice of whether the company password in this cartoon should be ‘12345678’ or ‘chunkyButt69’.

In the end, I chose ‘12345678’ for two reasons: I felt it was more relatable and I didn’t want to go though all the effort of changing my main banking password to ‘chunkyButt70’.

#cto #cybersecurity #internetsecurity #passwords #12345678 #startuplife #chalkboard #startupmemes #password #oddtoe #techmemes #officeinteriors #officelife #cartoons #illustratedlife
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TV is saturated with shows about doctors and lawye TV is saturated with shows about doctors and lawyers. And every other program is set in New York or LA.

On the flip side, janitorial dramas are underrepresented. And Cleveland is…well, Cleveland.

On the back of Oddtoe’s successful series in Australia, “Janitors: Wollongong”, I’m proud to announce our new franchise in the series, “Janitors: Cleveland”!

Synopsis of the pilot episode: Jerome finds a half-eaten sandwich at the bottom of the assistant manager of the muffler shop’s trash bin; he resists the temptation of turning to the Dark Side. Marjorie shuns the use of bleach in favour of white vinegar. And Drugfree Donny sees the real Mr. Clean after a night of sniffing turpentine.”

Hygiene, intrigue, and lots of cleaning product product placement (“Hello, wiffer sniffers“), Janitors: Cleveland will scratch that itch for public restroom dramas that you never knew you had.

(TV show shot on location in Los Angeles.)

#newtvshow #newtvseries #streaming #netflixshows #clevelandohio #janitors #comedyvideo #oddtoe #comedic #comedycentral #funnyordie #legaldrama #doctorlife #funnymemes

TV is saturated with shows about doctors and lawyers. And every other program is set in New York or LA.

On the flip side, janitorial dramas are underrepresented. And Cleveland is…well, Cleveland.

On the back of Oddtoe’s successful series in Australia, “Janitors: Wollongong”, I’m proud to announce our new franchise in the series, “Janitors: Cleveland”!

Synopsis of the pilot episode: Jerome finds a half-eaten sandwich at the bottom of the assistant manager of the muffler shop’s trash bin; he resists the temptation of turning to the Dark Side. Marjorie shuns the use of bleach in favour of white vinegar. And Drugfree Donny sees the real Mr. Clean after a night of sniffing turpentine.”

Hygiene, intrigue, and lots of cleaning product product placement (“Hello, wiffer sniffers“), Janitors: Cleveland will scratch that itch for public restroom dramas that you never knew you had.

(TV show shot on location in Los Angeles.)

#newtvshow #newtvseries #streaming #netflixshows #clevelandohio #janitors #comedyvideo #oddtoe #comedic #comedycentral #funnyordie #legaldrama #doctorlife #funnymemes
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No matter who you are, you have feed the social me No matter who you are, you have feed the social media beast with ducky lip #selfies. Deities compete with D-list reality TV personalities for influence. So unless you can walk on water, turn water into wine, or get your ‘zombie on’ and push a giant boulder from your cave crypt live on TikTok, you are going to struggle out there.

#godmemes #selfiefriday #satire #cameralens #pearlygates #algorithms #socialmediastrategy #influencerswanted #bestlifequotes #deities #modernreligion #shotoniphone #comedians #selfdoubtbegone #exhaustedlife #oddtoe

No matter who you are, you have feed the social media beast with ducky lip #selfies. Deities compete with D-list reality TV personalities for influence. So unless you can walk on water, turn water into wine, or get your ‘zombie on’ and push a giant boulder from your cave crypt live on TikTok, you are going to struggle out there.

#godmemes #selfiefriday #satire #cameralens #pearlygates #algorithms #socialmediastrategy #influencerswanted #bestlifequotes #deities #modernreligion #shotoniphone #comedians #selfdoubtbegone #exhaustedlife #oddtoe
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I’m into forgery. Historical forgery, in particu I’m into forgery. Historical forgery, in particular, is my thang.
Some might call me amazeballs at it. 

Throughout the pandemic while other folks baked artisan sourdough or surfed Netflix, I was honing my craft. 

This photo here is a gem I’m quite proud of. Blending historical accuracy with over-the-counter digital fonts, I was able to achieve a indistinguishable realism that would fool any sight-challenged curator.

So if you’re looking for a $3 bill or a passport to Narnia, I’m your man.

#forger #forgery #jagerbomb #postcards #vintageinspired #oldtime #humor #oddtoe #nowifi #chimichangas #earlyphotography

I’m into forgery. Historical forgery, in particular, is my thang.
Some might call me amazeballs at it.

Throughout the pandemic while other folks baked artisan sourdough or surfed Netflix, I was honing my craft.

This photo here is a gem I’m quite proud of. Blending historical accuracy with over-the-counter digital fonts, I was able to achieve a indistinguishable realism that would fool any sight-challenged curator.

So if you’re looking for a $3 bill or a passport to Narnia, I’m your man.

#forger #forgery #jagerbomb #postcards #vintageinspired #oldtime #humor #oddtoe #nowifi #chimichangas #earlyphotography
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