No one cares about #fashion in military journalism. Billions are spent, and I don’t know a single label or designer. I demand a tribunal or failing that at least one runway show.
#army #influencerstyle #militarylife #clothingdesigners #satire #oddtoe
It’s alive. The new website, that in.
See link in bio.
#oddtoe #illustrator #animator #australia #comedicwriter #newcomedies #topiary #robotics #streetart #generativeai #investmentart #hollywood
Reality shows are cheap to produce. And you don’t have to pay dead people. I discovered the perfect low-cost vehicle for a ratings bonanza. “Date Night Confessionals” is a dating show for recently-deceased. Influencers in the making. So much romance, so much tension.
I promise to run this reality show to the standards of what’s already out there. Low.
Drama. Love. Leprosy.
“Date Night Confessionals” only on Oddtoe.
#animator #netflix #zombies #tvseries #comedy #oddtoe
I always wanted to be a counterfeiter. My mom’s intricate signature, which I sat down to copy in the 6th Grade, her signature alone showed me I had no talent for it. So I parked my dream.
{Cue tiny violins playing sad music.}
Well, I got my counter phat on now. Fast forward some years, and I’m opening a forgery and historical artefact design service on my new Website.
This service ties nicely with my new TV series, Oddtoe. Fake news for the humorously intelligent and for those that lack a stick up their own ass. (Pilot to launch on the 30th of April.)
‘Til then, this is the website art.
Cheers,
Oddtoe
#forger #historicaldocuments #oddtoe #illustratorsoninstagram #quill #quirky #hollywoodartist #movieprops #designer
The hiatus is no more. Like a cicada, I crawl from the soil and present this: My eponymous animation series. I’ll be posting more about this. For now, consider these 3 visual morsels and be satisfied.
#animationbible #newtvseries #australia #melbourne #content #oddtoe
Thou shall not covet thy neighbor’s ancient stepped pyramid.
#grassisgreener #yaks #mayan #notyouran #ziggurat #ziggurats #jealous #jealousy #oddtoe #illustration
At dinner parties I like to talk about my “craft”. What that means, I have no effin’ clue. I just love the pretentious of it all. I love hearing myself prattle endless — to anyone who will listen — about “honing my craft. “Why do I hone? So can I build my brand”. Why build a brand, you ask? So I can influence a whole generation of idiots to buy shit that they don’t want or need. That’s the dream, right?
This animation sequence is for a short story I’ve written about the cutthroat world of geriatric influencers. It is the result of my practice, of my craft.
#airquotes #mycraft #pretentious #animator #oddtoe #shortstoriesofinstagram #animationvideo #humor
(two animation styles)
Just some character design today. I just finished giving a visualization workshop to a group in Shanghai and I had some extra time to finally illustrate this character in my head.
#characterdesign #owls #illustrationartists #illustratedmonthly #oddtoe
I love the opportunities for abject stupidity that a story like “ The Hangover” offers. Set up one grand scene of lunacy and tell the story in wince-ful flashbacks and recollections by the characters.
And since Hollywood loves a good merger, a good formula, I offer up my latest film, “Black Out”, a space who-done-what? tour de force.
#newmovies #tourdeforce #scifimovies #scifiartwork #toiletries #planets #catpeople #thehangover #satire #oddtoe
Many folks don’t know that I run a simian diagnostic service in my spare time. I have no formal training in animal behaviour therapy, however. I just thought there’d be a market for people who recently suspected that their monkey is bat-shit crazy and are hoping to get a quick yes-or-no from some amateur over the phone.
#sidehustle #sidehustles #sidehustleideas #monkeysofinstagram #homicidal #callcenter #spoof #parody #oddtoe #newbusiness
I don’t have scruples when it comes to my products, so why would I bother with the truth when it comes to products’ back stories?!
The Vinchenzi Bros. is my brand for vices. It’s the brand I slap on my cigarette packs. It’s the one I use for my pharmaceutical-grade relaxants. Then there are Vinchenzi Bros. leather ball gags. You get the picture.
So this week, I realized I need to give these two brothers a Juan Valdez backstory. Put some fake heritage into these characters. If I do that, my Amish-style tequila will fly off the shelves.
IMAGE:
Ennis & Guapo Vinchenzi
Amish/Mexican
Brothers, aged 33 & 50, respectively
Family company established in 1885
Products available at finer truck stops and via the black market.
#newbranding #tequila #brothersforlife #fakeproducts #juanvaldez #satire #oddtoe
I’m so excited that MasterClass decided to partner with me, green-lighting my first tutorial series: Anthony Weiner teaches sexting.
Knowledge comes in all forms.
#masterclass #masterclasses #anthonyweiner #newyorkercartoons #sexting101 #politicians #onlinelearning #scandal #satire #oddtoe
Predicting what will be in the “middle aisle” in your local Aldi supermarket is impossible. The randomness of goods defies all logic and commercial sense. Still, I peek over to see what delightful temptations have been conjured up.
What’s the best, most random thing you’ve seen in Aldi?
#aldi #aldifinds #aldilove #aldihaul #aldiusa #aldiaustralia #trombones #danishbuttercookies #catheter #weirdproducts #crystalball #prediction #shoppingmemes #oddtoe #middleaisle #aisleofshame #aisleofaldi
I, long ago, knew that tech bros in Silicon Valley needed my help. As a part-time shaman, I could see them going astray, micro-dosing to achieve maximum efficiency. And licking toads for that 1% boost in concentration. The wrong kinds of toads, it turns out.
That’s why I started these handy guides. In Part 7 of the “Toads Not to Lick”Series, I detail the reasons why Guatemala’s signature toad might not be the ideal candidate for a traditional Burning Man ‘lick and lounge’ session.
Oh, I almost forgot the clickbait copy! — Reason number 2 will make you question your very own existence!
#techbro #techbros #toads #toadsofinstagram #microdosing #lickingtoads #siliconvalleylife #burningman #techlife #satire #oddtoe #wildlifeart #5secondrule #veganlove
I am a stable genius. I pass all those clickbait challenges like, “Only 10% of people can see this image!” or “Are you an Alpha Walrus or a Wet Sack of Shit?” I always pass with flying colours.
So I decided to reward the Internet for all this researched feedback and positive reinforcement that I be smart. I decided to give back.
After years of grant writing, clinical research and financial backing from universities and think tanks, I offer this quiz.
Are you smart? This will confirm your every suspicion.
#iqtest #intelligencequotient #internetquiz #moviescenes #fails #hollywoodmovies #mylittlepony #backpacks #humor #satire #oddtoe #sciencefiction #sciencememes #stupidhumor
As a society, we’ve grown more tolerant. “It takes a village” and all that jazz. I firmly believe we can do better.
Look after one another. When you see or hear some who has suffered a loss like this poor gentleman, think of lending a hand. Did you know that 87% of adults wouldn’t even get changed out of their pajamas to help a neighbour at 3 AM clean the soot off of their inflatable sex dolls that were damaged by fire?!
Shocking.
Do better, humanity. We’re in this together.
#ittakesavillage #helpothers #empathymatters #goodneighbors #loveoneanother❤️ #oddtoe #humor #firealarm #teambuilding #modernsociety #edgymemes #laughter #humanitylove
There’s two things I’m certain of. (No, not death and taxes.) Certainty #1: We’re not alone in this universe of ours. And Certainty #2: Whoever or whatever is out there will also suffer through a slow news day, a day where just nothing noteworthy happens and some three-limbed serpent alien journalist still has to pound out copy for the front page of the newspaper.
I imagine this is that day.
#slownewsday #starwars #starwarsmemes #tatooine #newspaperheadlines #jabba #jabbathehutt #inflation #inflationfetish #risingprices #lettuce #groceryshopping #bitching #humor #oddtoe
I’m gettin’ my clickbait on.’ YouTube is a new frontier for me. When I went to school, clickbait headline writing, internet fraud, and money laundering weren’t offered as electives. So I’ve had to make do.
10 Ways to Party Like Bacchus nearly wrote itself. Although I did cramp up on imagining a fulfilling #6 tip alluded to in this video thumbnail. Luckily, I was able to fall back on my professional colleagues in Oddtoe’s Ancient Greek Research Department.
Wanna know what Tip #6 is? You’ll have to watch the video. Unfortunately, at the moment, designing clickbait thumbnails is my passion du jour. Actually making the damn videos is the hard part.
But this is clickbait we’re talking about here. The video content and quality on the other side of the click is irrelevant. Perhaps I can just pay and film a chubby guy without a shirt on to drink Thunderbird on camera. As long as he counts backwards from 10, I’ve done my job.
#youtubememes #youtubememe #clickbait #satire #bacchus #winelovers #top10memes #top10 #comedyart #thumbnail #thumbnails #wineoclock #wineoclocksomewhere #vineyard #grapes #marketingtechniques
Wire Taps is a video comedy about voice conversations you shouldn't be hearing and will never be able to unhear.
See the first episode: https://youtu.be/OQf9hVBX8HI
Similar to Calls, the Apple+ and Canal+ TV show in the United States and France, respectively, Wire Taps is a ridiculously intimate experience.
Illustrated and animated by Oddtoe, this new comedic show uses a similar auditory storyline to Calls, but doesn't take itself too seriously.
In Episode 1 of Wire Taps, listen in on a dysfunctional love triangle. A married couple running an escort service uses the wife's job as a police dispatcher to take late-night orders from pimps and nightclub owners.
To see the comedic illustrations and sketch comedy videos of Oddtoe, check out these links below »
Oddtoe's Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/oddtoe_artist/
Oddtoe's Website: https://www.oddtoe.com/
And of course, subscribe to this channel for more funny content: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCONnrDkhjyemQMgeYQ6fBjg
#newtvshow #911calls #calls #comedy #animationvideo #oddtoe #appleplus #trynottolaugh #trynottolaughchallenge #netflixandchill #funnyordie #humor #laughter
I really struggled with the comedic choice of whether the company password in this cartoon should be ‘12345678’ or ‘chunkyButt69’.
In the end, I chose ‘12345678’ for two reasons: I felt it was more relatable and I didn’t want to go though all the effort of changing my main banking password to ‘chunkyButt70’.
#cto #cybersecurity #internetsecurity #passwords #12345678 #startuplife #chalkboard #startupmemes #password #oddtoe #techmemes #officeinteriors #officelife #cartoons #illustratedlife