My new series of commemorative beers coasters, “ My new series of commemorative beers coasters, “Monkeys That Were Way More Successful Than You”, hits the stores today.

These shame-inducing coasters are a perfect gift for that ‘no-good, lying, son-of-bitch’ husband, who drinks too much, doesn’t play with his goddamn kids, and who’ll ‘never amount to anything, the spitting image of his deadbeat father’.

They’re also perfect for those who love successful monkeys.

A weird Venn diagram, I know.

#successful #monkeys #missbaker #newproductscomingsoon #beercoasters #spacemonkeys #astronautart #oddtoe #giftsforhim #alchohol #simian #spaceart #monkeyface

My new series of commemorative beers coasters, “Monkeys That Were Way More Successful Than You”, hits the stores today.

These shame-inducing coasters are a perfect gift for that ‘no-good, lying, son-of-bitch’ husband, who drinks too much, doesn’t play with his goddamn kids, and who’ll ‘never amount to anything, the spitting image of his deadbeat father’.

They’re also perfect for those who love successful monkeys.

A weird Venn diagram, I know.

#successful #monkeys #missbaker #newproductscomingsoon #beercoasters #spacemonkeys #astronautart #oddtoe #giftsforhim #alchohol #simian #spaceart #monkeyface
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If you need me to explain what ‘man-splaining’ If you need me to explain what ‘man-splaining’ means, just reach out. I list it as my top skill on my résumé. As they say, soft skills are so important.

#mansplaining #mansplain #resumeskills #explainer #trophies #wineoclock #manmemes #manstuff #winegrapes #annoying #oddtoe #exhusband

If you need me to explain what ‘man-splaining’ means, just reach out. I list it as my top skill on my résumé. As they say, soft skills are so important.

#mansplaining #mansplain #resumeskills #explainer #trophies #wineoclock #manmemes #manstuff #winegrapes #annoying #oddtoe #exhusband
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The stained glass windows in the Chapel of the Bro The stained glass windows in the Chapel of the Brothers of Instant Regret. Here I’ve captured the looks on Saint Randy and Saint Buck just after they were told that the priesthood contract that they signed locked them into a life of celibacy. 

#stainedglasswindow #saints #celibacy #ohshit #satire #instantregret #churchmemes #oddtoe #randy #buck #religiousartwork #wittyvows

The stained glass windows in the Chapel of the Brothers of Instant Regret. Here I’ve captured the looks on Saint Randy and Saint Buck just after they were told that the priesthood contract that they signed locked them into a life of celibacy.

#stainedglasswindow #saints #celibacy #ohshit #satire #instantregret #churchmemes #oddtoe #randy #buck #religiousartwork #wittyvows
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C’mon! We all know where this character arc is g C’mon! We all know where this character arc is going!

This is my click bait graphic for my new series to come on YouTube. I’m experimenting with my display fonts and more intriguing compositions.

Other than that, the title of the piece nearly writes itself. Effin’ Grogu. 

#toxicmasculinity #grogumemes #starwarsmemes #satire #babyyoda #toyota #starwarsart #roided #oddtoe #scifihumor #scifiartwork #scifiart #comedy #starwarsfan

C’mon! We all know where this character arc is going!

This is my click bait graphic for my new series to come on YouTube. I’m experimenting with my display fonts and more intriguing compositions.

Other than that, the title of the piece nearly writes itself. Effin’ Grogu.

#toxicmasculinity #grogumemes #starwarsmemes #satire #babyyoda #toyota #starwarsart #roided #oddtoe #scifihumor #scifiartwork #scifiart #comedy #starwarsfan
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Wow, who’d a thunk six lawyers could be such pri Wow, who’d a thunk six lawyers could be such pricks. The Supreme Court ruled like first-year law school toddlers on the cases this term. And there’s a whole slew more to rule on next term. I thought to offer my advice on the two cases the Alito-ratti should agree to hear next…

Case #1:
My Genitals vs. Your Genitals
Brett Kavanagh to write the majority opinion, based on his history.

Case #2: 
Oxygen vs. Poor People
Does the Constitution bestow breathing rights to those who don’t own a Beemer or resemble a ‘Rosanne’ character.

#supremecourtcases #supremecourt #satire #brettkavanaugh #alito #judicial #government #washingtondc #politicalcartoons #politicalcartoonist #lawyermemes #oddtoe

Wow, who’d a thunk six lawyers could be such pricks. The Supreme Court ruled like first-year law school toddlers on the cases this term. And there’s a whole slew more to rule on next term. I thought to offer my advice on the two cases the Alito-ratti should agree to hear next…

Case #1:
My Genitals vs. Your Genitals
Brett Kavanagh to write the majority opinion, based on his history.

Case #2:
Oxygen vs. Poor People
Does the Constitution bestow breathing rights to those who don’t own a Beemer or resemble a ‘Rosanne’ character.

#supremecourtcases #supremecourt #satire #brettkavanaugh #alito #judicial #government #washingtondc #politicalcartoons #politicalcartoonist #lawyermemes #oddtoe
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I’m soo chuffed that my marble portrait, my piè I’m soo chuffed that my marble portrait, my pièce de résistance, “Karen of the Walmart” was recognized by the Louvre Museum in Paris, as (and I quote):

“…a kick-ass carving of a pre-tantraming American and a sculpture so awesome, we chucked, like four Monets off the wall into a dank corner behind the men’s loo to make moocho room for this bust.”

“Karen of the Walmart” can be seen at the Louvre in France from today until…a security guard spots it amongst the collection.

#karensgonewild #louvreparis #greatart #walmartmemes #marblesculpture #sculptor #oddtoe

I’m soo chuffed that my marble portrait, my pièce de résistance, “Karen of the Walmart” was recognized by the Louvre Museum in Paris, as (and I quote):

“…a kick-ass carving of a pre-tantraming American and a sculpture so awesome, we chucked, like four Monets off the wall into a dank corner behind the men’s loo to make moocho room for this bust.”

“Karen of the Walmart” can be seen at the Louvre in France from today until…a security guard spots it amongst the collection.

#karensgonewild #louvreparis #greatart #walmartmemes #marblesculpture #sculptor #oddtoe
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I thought about this a lot, like a whole bunch. I I thought about this a lot, like a whole bunch.

Instagram is one way to get my illustrations and comedic skits to those that desperately need them in order to survive. However, in some ways this social network has limited what I eventually want to create. So while, I tried to stay consistent with posting my “fully-formed” comedic ideas, I illustrate yonks more than what gets seen here. Some caricatures and portraiture don’t get to peek out of my visual kimono. In addition, I’m spending more time using artificial intelligence to create animation, audio, and story scripts. That’s juicy territory for a bloke like me with one leg in data visualization and one leg in cartooning.

Since Zuckerberg isn’t generous with sharing traffic or money, I’ve been eyeing experiments on YouTube and maybe TikTok. But primarily, I know I know that my Oddtoe needs more love, long-term.

Next month, I’ll be releasing my animation pilot, “Wire Taps” on my YouTube channel. 

In the meantime, this post is merely a recognition that I’ll be continuing to post here on Instagram (and Facebook), but with a more open remit: some visual skits per usual, but also text-free illustrations, behind-the-scenes stuff, and any progress I make on AI animation. 

Cheers,
Oddtoe

#oddtoe #instagramtoday #tiktok #youtube #illustrator #comedian #cartoonistsofinstagram 

Cheers,
Otto

I thought about this a lot, like a whole bunch.

Instagram is one way to get my illustrations and comedic skits to those that desperately need them in order to survive. However, in some ways this social network has limited what I eventually want to create. So while, I tried to stay consistent with posting my “fully-formed” comedic ideas, I illustrate yonks more than what gets seen here. Some caricatures and portraiture don’t get to peek out of my visual kimono. In addition, I’m spending more time using artificial intelligence to create animation, audio, and story scripts. That’s juicy territory for a bloke like me with one leg in data visualization and one leg in cartooning.

Since Zuckerberg isn’t generous with sharing traffic or money, I’ve been eyeing experiments on YouTube and maybe TikTok. But primarily, I know I know that my Oddtoe needs more love, long-term.

Next month, I’ll be releasing my animation pilot, “Wire Taps” on my YouTube channel.

In the meantime, this post is merely a recognition that I’ll be continuing to post here on Instagram (and Facebook), but with a more open remit: some visual skits per usual, but also text-free illustrations, behind-the-scenes stuff, and any progress I make on AI animation.

Cheers,
Oddtoe

#oddtoe #instagramtoday #tiktok #youtube #illustrator #comedian #cartoonistsofinstagram

Cheers,
Otto
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I invented a cheap way to make all roller coasters I invented a cheap way to make all roller coasters 20% more frightening. And I have the male model, Fabio, to thank for it.

Ever since I saw the footage of Fabio coming off a roller coaster, clutching his face after being hit by a bird mid-ride, I knew I had discovered an inexpensive, but deeply immersive way to spice up all thrill rides around the world: release flocks of birds at the start of a roller coaster experience. The randomness and unpredictable nature of (possibly) having a feral pigeon slam into your face at 90-kilometres-an-hour will only add to the thrill seeker’s terror. 

For amusement park owners, the benefits are clear. The additional exhilaration of flying through a thicket of birds comes at a much lower price point than the extension of roller coaster track or the bolting-on of another track loop. Just capture a few hundred “rats of the air” and watch your customers smile as they pick feathers out of their bloody teeth as they disembark, satisfied.

If it scared a macho man like Fabio, imagine what it can do for your amusement park!

#innovation #birdsflying #rollercoasters #amusementparks #aviary #fabio #thrillride #thrillseekers #dangerous #oddtoe #disneyparks #greatadventure #humor #dailymemes

I invented a cheap way to make all roller coasters 20% more frightening. And I have the male model, Fabio, to thank for it.

Ever since I saw the footage of Fabio coming off a roller coaster, clutching his face after being hit by a bird mid-ride, I knew I had discovered an inexpensive, but deeply immersive way to spice up all thrill rides around the world: release flocks of birds at the start of a roller coaster experience. The randomness and unpredictable nature of (possibly) having a feral pigeon slam into your face at 90-kilometres-an-hour will only add to the thrill seeker’s terror.

For amusement park owners, the benefits are clear. The additional exhilaration of flying through a thicket of birds comes at a much lower price point than the extension of roller coaster track or the bolting-on of another track loop. Just capture a few hundred “rats of the air” and watch your customers smile as they pick feathers out of their bloody teeth as they disembark, satisfied.

If it scared a macho man like Fabio, imagine what it can do for your amusement park!

#innovation #birdsflying #rollercoasters #amusementparks #aviary #fabio #thrillride #thrillseekers #dangerous #oddtoe #disneyparks #greatadventure #humor #dailymemes
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People pay big money for funerals and also for toy People pay big money for funerals and also for toys. For some reason, no one has thought to link these wallet suckers into one fun product. 

Well, I have. 

Spend your loved ones last moments alive spreading plaster on their faces. Then grieve as normal, knowing our off-shore prison labor workforce is hard at work, sewing and sculpting your very own Family Face Plushy Doll. 

Buy now and we’ll even ship these creepy things in time for the wake.

#funeralmemes #giftideasforher #giftideasforhim #pearlygates #newtoys #stuffedanimals #familyislove #satire #oddtoe

People pay big money for funerals and also for toys. For some reason, no one has thought to link these wallet suckers into one fun product.

Well, I have.

Spend your loved ones last moments alive spreading plaster on their faces. Then grieve as normal, knowing our off-shore prison labor workforce is hard at work, sewing and sculpting your very own Family Face Plushy Doll.

Buy now and we’ll even ship these creepy things in time for the wake.

#funeralmemes #giftideasforher #giftideasforhim #pearlygates #newtoys #stuffedanimals #familyislove #satire #oddtoe
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I worked at National Geographic in Washington, DC, I worked at National Geographic in Washington, DC, for 8 years.

Even though illustration and cartooning are more of my passion, I like to think I picked up a thing or two from the photographers there.

Now I know I have. In fact, I now know I have vastly superior abilities, especially in the area of wildlife photography. Case in point — this photograph. Who else can say they’ve captured a giant pelican attacking a great white shark trying to eat a tuna?!

Not even @kaigner has snapped a photograph like this award winner.

#nationalgeographic #photooftheyear #wildlifephotography #pelican #greatwhiteshark #tunafish #sharkbreach #filmroll #fakephotographer #oceanlife #satire #karineaigner #oddtoe #wildlifeillustrator #flex

I worked at National Geographic in Washington, DC, for 8 years.

Even though illustration and cartooning are more of my passion, I like to think I picked up a thing or two from the photographers there.

Now I know I have. In fact, I now know I have vastly superior abilities, especially in the area of wildlife photography. Case in point — this photograph. Who else can say they’ve captured a giant pelican attacking a great white shark trying to eat a tuna?!

Not even @kaigner has snapped a photograph like this award winner.

#nationalgeographic #photooftheyear #wildlifephotography #pelican #greatwhiteshark #tunafish #sharkbreach #filmroll #fakephotographer #oceanlife #satire #karineaigner #oddtoe #wildlifeillustrator #flex
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Last night, I watched the new Nick Cave doco/conce Last night, I watched the new Nick Cave doco/concert film, “This Much I Know to Be True.” Post-viewing, the urge to caricature was strong.

#nickcave #thismuchiknowtobetrue #newmovie #nickcaveandthebadseeds #caricature #warrenellis #australianartist #musician #recordingartist #concertfilm #caricaturist #oddtoe #intomyarms

Last night, I watched the new Nick Cave doco/concert film, “This Much I Know to Be True.” Post-viewing, the urge to caricature was strong.

#nickcave #thismuchiknowtobetrue #newmovie #nickcaveandthebadseeds #caricature #warrenellis #australianartist #musician #recordingartist #concertfilm #caricaturist #oddtoe #intomyarms
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The question on the minds of all Russian oligarchs The question on the minds of all Russian oligarchs and military generals…

#russianmemes #satire #yachtlife #oligarch #militarymemes #putinmemes

The question on the minds of all Russian oligarchs and military generals…

#russianmemes #satire #yachtlife #oligarch #militarymemes #putinmemes
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I have to wonder. As I sat in front of my red toy I have to wonder. As I sat in front of my red toy television to watch the Putin Apology on my television network, I’m confused by this man’s marshmallow-ey bottom lip, third-grade-boy vocabulary, and his thick South African accent. It’s like the writers and producers of this segment experimented with dodgy software that they found on the Internet and wrote the first bit of dialogue that came into their juvenile brains.

Still this video is real, because it’s on the Internet.

#putinmemes #artificialintelligence #experiments #oddtoe #satire #sarcasticmemes #whatsontv #apologize

I have to wonder. As I sat in front of my red toy television to watch the Putin Apology on my television network, I’m confused by this man’s marshmallow-ey bottom lip, third-grade-boy vocabulary, and his thick South African accent. It’s like the writers and producers of this segment experimented with dodgy software that they found on the Internet and wrote the first bit of dialogue that came into their juvenile brains.

Still this video is real, because it’s on the Internet.

#putinmemes #artificialintelligence #experiments #oddtoe #satire #sarcasticmemes #whatsontv #apologize
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I read a book on scurvy a few years back. Page aft I read a book on scurvy a few years back. Page after page, century after century, I had one thought:

Suck on a lemon!

Things aren’t much different now.

#scurvy #healthadvice #prevention #maritimehistory #oddtoe #seafaring #illustrationartists #portraitillustration #portrait #satiricalart #satirical #suckonalemon #citrus

I read a book on scurvy a few years back. Page after page, century after century, I had one thought:

Suck on a lemon!

Things aren’t much different now.

#scurvy #healthadvice #prevention #maritimehistory #oddtoe #seafaring #illustrationartists #portraitillustration #portrait #satiricalart #satirical #suckonalemon #citrus
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Surely, your kids will be fine. Parents are star Surely, your kids will be fine. 

Parents are starved of adult conversation and nightlife excitement. Ex-cons need the money and a second chance.

It’s win-win.

#babysitter #prisonlife #jobpostings #winwin #raisingkidsright #nightoutwithfriends #parentmemes #oddtoe #mobsters #caricature

Surely, your kids will be fine.

Parents are starved of adult conversation and nightlife excitement. Ex-cons need the money and a second chance.

It’s win-win.

#babysitter #prisonlife #jobpostings #winwin #raisingkidsright #nightoutwithfriends #parentmemes #oddtoe #mobsters #caricature
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