I always wanted to be a documentary filmmaker. But I always wanted to be a documentary filmmaker. But research and reality aren’t my thing. Creatively, I’d always rather go the “This is Spinal Tap” or “Best in Show” route. 

Well, I finally got my wish. Here I am showing the dailies for “Hamburgler in Cuba”, a forensic look at the most infamous of the McDonald’s crew and his life as a criminal exile in Havana in the ‘60s and ‘70s.

Little known fact uncovered in this documentary: The Hamburgler was vegetarian and suffered from a rare form of kleptomania.

#hamburgler #documentary #cuba #satirememes #mcdonalds #filmdaily #projectorscreen #havanna #ronaldmcdonald #oldfilms #fakefilm #oddtoe

I always wanted to be a documentary filmmaker. But research and reality aren’t my thing. Creatively, I’d always rather go the “This is Spinal Tap” or “Best in Show” route.

Well, I finally got my wish. Here I am showing the dailies for “Hamburgler in Cuba”, a forensic look at the most infamous of the McDonald’s crew and his life as a criminal exile in Havana in the ‘60s and ‘70s.

Little known fact uncovered in this documentary: The Hamburgler was vegetarian and suffered from a rare form of kleptomania.

#hamburgler #documentary #cuba #satirememes #mcdonalds #filmdaily #projectorscreen #havanna #ronaldmcdonald #oldfilms #fakefilm #oddtoe
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I’ve raided my compost bin for this beauty. Orga I’ve raided my compost bin for this beauty. Organic, environmentally-friendly, and sweet smelling, two out of three ain’t bad for my new scent, Sweaty Cabbage. {Say it with a French accent please.} Sweaty Cabbage effuses strong odours of turnip and peat bog, and comes in a beautiful bottle designed by yours truly. 

So do you know of a pig farmer looking for a stronger scent? Or do you have an ex-girlfriend that likes toilette water?

Sweaty Cabbage by Oddtoe.

#cabbage #perfumes #memedaily #newmemes #meme funny #funnymemes #memevideos #dailymemes #beautylovers #beautyaddicts #beautyobsessed #beautysecret #beautyessentials #organiclife #organicliving #organicproduct #organicproducts #oddtoe

I’ve raided my compost bin for this beauty. Organic, environmentally-friendly, and sweet smelling, two out of three ain’t bad for my new scent, Sweaty Cabbage. {Say it with a French accent please.} Sweaty Cabbage effuses strong odours of turnip and peat bog, and comes in a beautiful bottle designed by yours truly.

So do you know of a pig farmer looking for a stronger scent? Or do you have an ex-girlfriend that likes toilette water?

Sweaty Cabbage by Oddtoe.

#cabbage #perfumes #memedaily #newmemes #meme funny #funnymemes #memevideos #dailymemes #beautylovers #beautyaddicts #beautyobsessed #beautysecret #beautyessentials #organiclife #organicliving #organicproduct #organicproducts #oddtoe
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Influencing people to buy products they don’t ne Influencing people to buy products they don’t need can be lonely. That why I’ve launched a line of low-carbon hand puppets specifically geared to the Insta-Tok crowd.

Each artisanal-crafted puppet comes with a Certificate of Vanity and a sense of entitlement, just like their owners.

Order now and share the spotlight in your amazing life with a pre-owned sock.

#influencerlife #handpuppet #satire #kardashianmemes #instagraminfluencer #tiktokinfluencer #influencermarketing #puppetry #digitalillustration #socialmediastrategy #sidekicks #ventriloquist #ventriloquism #bikinimodel #bikinimodeling #newproductlaunch #newproducts #buttoneyes #oddtoe

Influencing people to buy products they don’t need can be lonely. That why I’ve launched a line of low-carbon hand puppets specifically geared to the Insta-Tok crowd.

Each artisanal-crafted puppet comes with a Certificate of Vanity and a sense of entitlement, just like their owners.

Order now and share the spotlight in your amazing life with a pre-owned sock.

#influencerlife #handpuppet #satire #kardashianmemes #instagraminfluencer #tiktokinfluencer #influencermarketing #puppetry #digitalillustration #socialmediastrategy #sidekicks #ventriloquist #ventriloquism #bikinimodel #bikinimodeling #newproductlaunch #newproducts #buttoneyes #oddtoe
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“CSI: Forensic Dental” premiers next week. Jus “CSI: Forensic Dental” premiers next week. Just a pilot, but I thought to give you a sneak preview here with this storyboard. 

I personally think the medical, zoological, and technological research is apparent. I spent two whole minutes researching this junk before I wrote it.
 
Time well spent.

#dentistry #truecrime #satire #oddtoe #medicine #tvseries #graphicnovels #comicartists #humor #memesdaily #mandibles #teeth #bicuspids #dentistlife #html #ai #3dprintinglife #bingetv

“CSI: Forensic Dental” premiers next week. Just a pilot, but I thought to give you a sneak preview here with this storyboard.

I personally think the medical, zoological, and technological research is apparent. I spent two whole minutes researching this junk before I wrote it.

Time well spent.

#dentistry #truecrime #satire #oddtoe #medicine #tvseries #graphicnovels #comicartists #humor #memesdaily #mandibles #teeth #bicuspids #dentistlife #html #ai #3dprintinglife #bingetv
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Well, we’re in our 5th Covid lockdown here in Me Well, we’re in our 5th Covid lockdown here in Melbourne, Australia. I hope everyone rushed out before restrictions came in to get your essential manscaping attended to. Here I’m visualizing a strategy I use to ‘spice things up’ with your partner AND save money at the same time.

#lovetips #manscaping #backsackandcrack #lockdownmemes #oddtoe #lockdownlife #humor #womanportrait #illustration #illustrator #domesticbliss #eroticwriting #memeoftheday #redheads #couplestherapy #spicethingsup

Well, we’re in our 5th Covid lockdown here in Melbourne, Australia. I hope everyone rushed out before restrictions came in to get your essential manscaping attended to. Here I’m visualizing a strategy I use to ‘spice things up’ with your partner AND save money at the same time.

#lovetips #manscaping #backsackandcrack #lockdownmemes #oddtoe #lockdownlife #humor #womanportrait #illustration #illustrator #domesticbliss #eroticwriting #memeoftheday #redheads #couplestherapy #spicethingsup
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Being allergic to grains, afraid of heights, and h Being allergic to grains, afraid of heights, and having a long history of sniffing spray paint makes silo art the last thing I should take up. 

#siloart #siloarttrail #siloartvictoria #murals #portraitillustration #grainsilo #caricatureartist #farmer

Being allergic to grains, afraid of heights, and having a long history of sniffing spray paint makes silo art the last thing I should take up.

#siloart #siloarttrail #siloartvictoria #murals #portraitillustration #grainsilo #caricatureartist #farmer
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Gifts of taxidermy are expressions of deep remorse Gifts of taxidermy are expressions of deep remorse in some countries. But more importantly, gifts of taxidermy are tax deductible if you’re a taxidermist. So if you’re a crappy human being who also happens to stuff dead animals, here’s my tip: kill two birds with one stone. 

#giftsforher #sayingsorry #taxidermy #armadillo #sarcasticmemes #sarcasm #illustration #illustrator #facialexpressions #deadpan #shootingdaggers #comedyart #oddtoe #drippingwithsarcasm

Gifts of taxidermy are expressions of deep remorse in some countries. But more importantly, gifts of taxidermy are tax deductible if you’re a taxidermist. So if you’re a crappy human being who also happens to stuff dead animals, here’s my tip: kill two birds with one stone.

#giftsforher #sayingsorry #taxidermy #armadillo #sarcasticmemes #sarcasm #illustration #illustrator #facialexpressions #deadpan #shootingdaggers #comedyart #oddtoe #drippingwithsarcasm
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Finding actors for police line-ups is damn hard. T Finding actors for police line-ups is damn hard. That’s why I’ve opened a new recruitment firm. 

Here’s my top earner: “Jimbo”. This guy is versatile, a classically-trained thespian, too. He really immerses himself in his craft, whether he’s playing a down-on-his-luck vagrant or a seedy but brilliant white collar criminal. Jimbo is like ‘an emaciated Christian Bale acting opposite Daniel Day Lewis’s right-footed brother in the sequel to “My Left Foot” called “Our Feet”. He’s that good.

Having said that, he still doesn’t earn enough to move out of his mom’s basement.

#actorslife #satire #danieldaylewis #dungeonsanddragons #myspace #stoner #juilliard #thespians #oddtoe #actorsroles #policelineups #hollywoodactors #memes #memesdaily #memeaccount #memestagram #memepage #memeaccounts #memesquad #memegod #memedaily #newmemes #memefunny #funnymemes #darkmemes #memevideos #memelife #dailymemes #ipreview via @preview.app

Finding actors for police line-ups is damn hard. That’s why I’ve opened a new recruitment firm.

Here’s my top earner: “Jimbo”. This guy is versatile, a classically-trained thespian, too. He really immerses himself in his craft, whether he’s playing a down-on-his-luck vagrant or a seedy but brilliant white collar criminal. Jimbo is like ‘an emaciated Christian Bale acting opposite Daniel Day Lewis’s right-footed brother in the sequel to “My Left Foot” called “Our Feet”. He’s that good.

Having said that, he still doesn’t earn enough to move out of his mom’s basement.

#actorslife #satire #danieldaylewis #dungeonsanddragons #myspace #stoner #juilliard #thespians #oddtoe #actorsroles #policelineups #hollywoodactors #memes #memesdaily #memeaccount #memestagram #memepage #memeaccounts #memesquad #memegod #memedaily #newmemes #memefunny #funnymemes #darkmemes #memevideos #memelife #dailymemes #ipreview via @preview.app
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Growing up in Pennsylvania, I wasn’t familiar wi Growing up in Pennsylvania, I wasn’t familiar with flamingos. They were a foreign bird only seen on family trips to Florida.

Now? I’ proud to say I’m the foremost expert on the deviant underbelly in a typical flamboyance of flamingos.

Recently, on ornithological research trip to an Exxon gas station in Opa Locka, Florida, I took a picture of this fella.

He later Sean Penn’d my camera. He was last seen headed west — really slowly — on foot.

#flamingos #florida #meanest #ugliest #flamingo #satire #ornithology #birdphotography #nature #birdwatching #birdwatchingphotography #oddtoe #memesand #humorous #miami #seanpenn

Growing up in Pennsylvania, I wasn’t familiar with flamingos. They were a foreign bird only seen on family trips to Florida.

Now? I’ proud to say I’m the foremost expert on the deviant underbelly in a typical flamboyance of flamingos.

Recently, on ornithological research trip to an Exxon gas station in Opa Locka, Florida, I took a picture of this fella.

He later Sean Penn’d my camera. He was last seen headed west — really slowly — on foot.

#flamingos #florida #meanest #ugliest #flamingo #satire #ornithology #birdphotography #nature #birdwatching #birdwatchingphotography #oddtoe #memesand #humorous #miami #seanpenn
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Honesty is the best policy, I find, when fronting Honesty is the best policy, I find, when fronting an official maritime disaster investigation. From the Titanic to the Costa Concordia, there’s always a screwed-up explanation why things got quickly pear-shaped out on the high seas. 

Here I offer another one. Wear your life vests and hug your loved ones. Better yet, on your next holiday, walk from port to port.

#disasterstrikes #shipsinking #titanic #costaconcordia #downwiththeship #captain #dailymemes #oddtoe #oceanlife #seamen #seamenslife #humor

Honesty is the best policy, I find, when fronting an official maritime disaster investigation. From the Titanic to the Costa Concordia, there’s always a screwed-up explanation why things got quickly pear-shaped out on the high seas.

Here I offer another one. Wear your life vests and hug your loved ones. Better yet, on your next holiday, walk from port to port.

#disasterstrikes #shipsinking #titanic #costaconcordia #downwiththeship #captain #dailymemes #oddtoe #oceanlife #seamen #seamenslife #humor
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Anyone who has been to the Hickey Hall of Fame wil Anyone who has been to the Hickey Hall of Fame will remember this masterpiece. And anyone who’s ever tried to suck an entire archipelago onto someone’s neck will know the endurance needed to go ‘8 islands on your honey bunch.’

Still, don’t let this dissuade you — get out your world atlas, flip to a random page, and give your loved one the gift of a sub-dermal blood bruise tonight.

#hickeys #hawaiianislands #halloffame #lovebites #love #lovememes #neckkisses #humour #humor #artneversleeps #oddtoe #1972 #necktattoos #hickies #embarrassing #comedic

Anyone who has been to the Hickey Hall of Fame will remember this masterpiece. And anyone who’s ever tried to suck an entire archipelago onto someone’s neck will know the endurance needed to go ‘8 islands on your honey bunch.’

Still, don’t let this dissuade you — get out your world atlas, flip to a random page, and give your loved one the gift of a sub-dermal blood bruise tonight.

#hickeys #hawaiianislands #halloffame #lovebites #love #lovememes #neckkisses #humour #humor #artneversleeps #oddtoe #1972 #necktattoos #hickies #embarrassing #comedic
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I call this piece, “Vintage Commando in Cyan.” I call this piece, “Vintage Commando in Cyan.”

#woollymammoth #comedicart #humorousmemes #goingcommando #cyan #oddtoe #vintagephoto #tusks #hesaidwhat #sepiatone #prehistoric #taxidermy

I call this piece, “Vintage Commando in Cyan.”

#woollymammoth #comedicart #humorousmemes #goingcommando #cyan #oddtoe #vintagephoto #tusks #hesaidwhat #sepiatone #prehistoric #taxidermy
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Here’s my weekly vox pop with elderly gamblers. Here’s my weekly vox pop with elderly gamblers. This week’s instalment looks at the relationship between love and generational conflict. I believe I approached the subject matter with impeccable respect.

#gambling #satire #inheritance #casinos #comedicart #oddtoe #humorousmemes #blackjack #lasvegasstrip #pokertables #poker #slotmachines #jokes

Here’s my weekly vox pop with elderly gamblers. This week’s instalment looks at the relationship between love and generational conflict. I believe I approached the subject matter with impeccable respect.

#gambling #satire #inheritance #casinos #comedicart #oddtoe #humorousmemes #blackjack #lasvegasstrip #pokertables #poker #slotmachines #jokes
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I had to pluck the most meaningful scene from my n I had to pluck the most meaningful scene from my new TV pilot, “A Trilobite’s Point of View” and share it here.

This scene really defines the protagonist and sets up the conflict between the characters working in a Cheers-like tavern where it takes place.

If this doesn’t win Best Adapted Screenplay at the Emmy’s next year, I would NOT be surprised.

#cheers #trilobites #puns #newtvshow #comedy #walksintoabar #jokes #oddtoe #comedicart #barscene #humor #forgotpants #bestscreenplay #tvpilots #oscarcontender

I had to pluck the most meaningful scene from my new TV pilot, “A Trilobite’s Point of View” and share it here.

This scene really defines the protagonist and sets up the conflict between the characters working in a Cheers-like tavern where it takes place.

If this doesn’t win Best Adapted Screenplay at the Emmy’s next year, I would NOT be surprised.

#cheers #trilobites #puns #newtvshow #comedy #walksintoabar #jokes #oddtoe #comedicart #barscene #humor #forgotpants #bestscreenplay #tvpilots #oscarcontender
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Scanning through old senior yearbooks, I betcha yo Scanning through old senior yearbooks, I betcha you could determine - with near certainty - the individuals that would make great funeral directors. 

I often practice my ‘funeral director’ smile in front of the mirror, kinda lookin’ for that Ben-Stiller-Blue-Steel kind of vibe. 

You should try it sometime. Doing that face, you’ll quickly find what I find — it sure makes me appreciate that someone wants to make this their career. 

It’s definitely not for me. No, I meme good. I’ll stay in my lane, thank you very much. No, I don’t think I will be crossing paths, professionally, with these guys.

Although, taxidermy is pretty cool…

#funeraldirectors #satire #comedicart #yearbookphoto #thatlook #bluesteelface #bluesteel #portraitillustration #portraitillustrator #moustaches #suitandtie #baldman #deathmeme #comedymemes #oddtoe #taxidermy

Scanning through old senior yearbooks, I betcha you could determine - with near certainty - the individuals that would make great funeral directors.

I often practice my ‘funeral director’ smile in front of the mirror, kinda lookin’ for that Ben-Stiller-Blue-Steel kind of vibe.

You should try it sometime. Doing that face, you’ll quickly find what I find — it sure makes me appreciate that someone wants to make this their career.

It’s definitely not for me. No, I meme good. I’ll stay in my lane, thank you very much. No, I don’t think I will be crossing paths, professionally, with these guys.

Although, taxidermy is pretty cool…

#funeraldirectors #satire #comedicart #yearbookphoto #thatlook #bluesteelface #bluesteel #portraitillustration #portraitillustrator #moustaches #suitandtie #baldman #deathmeme #comedymemes #oddtoe #taxidermy
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I like to say I heard this conversation, eavesdrop I like to say I heard this conversation, eavesdropping on a private chat at a cafe. But I’m in the middle of a strict Covid lockdown here in Melbourne, Australia. No cafes are open.

So in lieu of reality: This is the exact conversation I heard, eavesdropping on a private chat at a cafe.

#drugmules #overheard #pastlives #comedicart #oddtoe #rectumhumor #blackhumor #covidlockdown #melbourne #melbournelockdown #cafeculture

I like to say I heard this conversation, eavesdropping on a private chat at a cafe. But I’m in the middle of a strict Covid lockdown here in Melbourne, Australia. No cafes are open.

So in lieu of reality: This is the exact conversation I heard, eavesdropping on a private chat at a cafe.

#drugmules #overheard #pastlives #comedicart #oddtoe #rectumhumor #blackhumor #covidlockdown #melbourne #melbournelockdown #cafeculture
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For the record: I don’t condone the harvesting o For the record: I don’t condone the harvesting of uterine nicknames, whatsoever.

For the record: My uterus’s name, if I even have a uterus, is Leilani LaMotta.

#satire #grandoldparty #funnaminggame #flowernames #boxersworld #comedicart #politicalmemes #oddtoe #reproductiverights #republicanmemes #onlinequiz

For the record: I don’t condone the harvesting of uterine nicknames, whatsoever.

For the record: My uterus’s name, if I even have a uterus, is Leilani LaMotta.

#satire #grandoldparty #funnaminggame #flowernames #boxersworld #comedicart #politicalmemes #oddtoe #reproductiverights #republicanmemes #onlinequiz
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