I see art solely though a commercial lens. How muc I see art solely though a commercial lens. How much cabbage can bilk off suckas and how quickly?

Apparently now, if you tape food to a wall, it’s art. So damn right —I arted up my wall with an old gourd. Not any old gourd, mind you (that shit don’t sell), but a gourd that has a Jesus face birthmark on it. People love Jesus face food. So ka-ching there. 

Now if I make Gourd Christ into an NFT, price it in cryptocurrency, we’re talking Salvator Mundi prices, right?

Starving artist, my ass.

#artnouveau #bananaart #gourdart #ducttape #artbasel #artbaselmiami #artbaselhongkong #jesusmemes #satire #wallart #oddtoe #newartistspotlight #artworld_daily #pisstake

I see art solely though a commercial lens. How much cabbage can bilk off suckas and how quickly?

Apparently now, if you tape food to a wall, it’s art. So damn right —I arted up my wall with an old gourd. Not any old gourd, mind you (that shit don’t sell), but a gourd that has a Jesus face birthmark on it. People love Jesus face food. So ka-ching there.

Now if I make Gourd Christ into an NFT, price it in cryptocurrency, we’re talking Salvator Mundi prices, right?

Starving artist, my ass.

#artnouveau #bananaart #gourdart #ducttape #artbasel #artbaselmiami #artbaselhongkong #jesusmemes #satire #wallart #oddtoe #newartistspotlight #artworld_daily #pisstake
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It’s been a while between posts, but that’s on It’s been a while between posts, but that’s only because I’ve been hard at work.

My latest film utilizes the horror movie trope of the ‘creepy child.’ Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense was unavailable due to acute osteoporosis and the fact his agent, the AARP, would release him for my indie take on childhood trauma.

Nonetheless, I’m persevering, looking for financial backers and the next Punky Brewster for “My Kitty Cat Wuvs Tucker Carlson.”

Hold your pets close to you and hide the remote.

#moviememes #newmovies #horrorfilms #movieposters #haleyjoelosment #tuckercarlson #foxnewssucks #scarystories #oddtoe #comedymemes #comedymovies #nowplaying #inproduction #kittycat #punkybrewster

It’s been a while between posts, but that’s only because I’ve been hard at work.

My latest film utilizes the horror movie trope of the ‘creepy child.’ Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense was unavailable due to acute osteoporosis and the fact his agent, the AARP, would release him for my indie take on childhood trauma.

Nonetheless, I’m persevering, looking for financial backers and the next Punky Brewster for “My Kitty Cat Wuvs Tucker Carlson.”

Hold your pets close to you and hide the remote.

#moviememes #newmovies #horrorfilms #movieposters #haleyjoelosment #tuckercarlson #foxnewssucks #scarystories #oddtoe #comedymemes #comedymovies #nowplaying #inproduction #kittycat #punkybrewster
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I just like saying this book title: “A Visual Co I just like saying this book title: “A Visual Compendium of Tweedy Seamen.” It just brings me joy.

As for the book itself, it would probably be rubbish. Save your money. Once you’ve seen one tweedy seaman, you’ve seen them all. That’s what I say.

#coolmariners #shipspotting #sailor #lifeatsea #instaship #seamen #maritime #merchantnavy #ship #oddtoe #seaman #sailorlife #newbookstagram #sailorlife #yachties #sailboating #illustratorsaustralia #comedyfestival #comedymeme #comedypost

I just like saying this book title: “A Visual Compendium of Tweedy Seamen.” It just brings me joy.

As for the book itself, it would probably be rubbish. Save your money. Once you’ve seen one tweedy seaman, you’ve seen them all. That’s what I say.

#coolmariners #shipspotting #sailor #lifeatsea #instaship #seamen #maritime #merchantnavy #ship #oddtoe #seaman #sailorlife #newbookstagram #sailorlife #yachties #sailboating #illustratorsaustralia #comedyfestival #comedymeme #comedypost
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Ladies are stealing this look: the #16 or the Frid Ladies are stealing this look: the #16 or the Frida Leia as it’s more commonly known.

Inspired by two feminist icons, Princess Leia and Frida Kahui, my daughter is begging me to take her to the salon for this “unibrow and two bagel” style.

While I’d be happier with the Aniston or the Bea Arthur or even the Sinead buzz cut for her, I know she wants to fit in with all the other tweens with a #16. So I acquiesce. 

#hairstylesforgirls #unibrowmovement #stealthelook #fridakahloinspired #princessleia #tweenfashion #yearbookphotos #fashionmemes #hairstylesforkids #unibrow #oddtoe #stealthislook #stylingtip #weirdart #portraitures #beaarthur

Ladies are stealing this look: the #16 or the Frida Leia as it’s more commonly known.

Inspired by two feminist icons, Princess Leia and Frida Kahui, my daughter is begging me to take her to the salon for this “unibrow and two bagel” style.

While I’d be happier with the Aniston or the Bea Arthur or even the Sinead buzz cut for her, I know she wants to fit in with all the other tweens with a #16. So I acquiesce.

#hairstylesforgirls #unibrowmovement #stealthelook #fridakahloinspired #princessleia #tweenfashion #yearbookphotos #fashionmemes #hairstylesforkids #unibrow #oddtoe #stealthislook #stylingtip #weirdart #portraitures #beaarthur
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I gotta say two things: 1) There’s a dearth of a I gotta say two things:
1) There’s a dearth of accounting action figures in the market. That’s why I’m rushing Beancounter into market before the end of the financial year: these crafty f@&!$ know how to write off any expense.
And 2) Everyone should have a “Fraud Detection Face” like this guy. Although, some may know it as their “O” face.

#beancounter #accountantlife #newactionfigures #newtoys #oddtoe #unwrapped #whitecollar #faketoys #giftsforhim #xero #intuit #myob #humorousart

I gotta say two things:
1) There’s a dearth of accounting action figures in the market. That’s why I’m rushing Beancounter into market before the end of the financial year: these crafty f@&!$ know how to write off any expense.
And 2) Everyone should have a “Fraud Detection Face” like this guy. Although, some may know it as their “O” face.

#beancounter #accountantlife #newactionfigures #newtoys #oddtoe #unwrapped #whitecollar #faketoys #giftsforhim #xero #intuit #myob #humorousart
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You know that feeling in taxidermy when you realiz You know that feeling in taxidermy when you realize you’ve glued your hand to a moose antler? 

Share your story of when this happened to you in the comments section below.

#oddtoe #weirdart #taxidermyart #taxidermy #bonecollector #moose #adhesives #bloopers #animalillustration #animalillustrations #artmemes #humorousmemes #stuffedanimals #stuffedanimalsofinstagram #blackhumor #badmistakes #comicbookart

You know that feeling in taxidermy when you realize you’ve glued your hand to a moose antler?

Share your story of when this happened to you in the comments section below.

#oddtoe #weirdart #taxidermyart #taxidermy #bonecollector #moose #adhesives #bloopers #animalillustration #animalillustrations #artmemes #humorousmemes #stuffedanimals #stuffedanimalsofinstagram #blackhumor #badmistakes #comicbookart
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I had a dream. Former Secretary General of the Un I had a dream.

Former Secretary General of the United Nations and I were both shopping for Tupperware. Nice enough guy. That is until we were both wanting to buy the same 42-cup Mega Thatsa Bowl (voted best kitchen product of all time).

Being that he had been the figurehead leader of all the Earth’s people, he possessed impeccable negotiation skills.

Ban got the bowl. I settled for a sippie cup.

This nightmare ended; and I woke up. 

Any dream interpreters out there? I imagine this is pretty straightforward.

#dreaming #portraits #sleep ⁣
#luciddreamingwakinglife #luciddreaming #oddtoe #bedtime #awakenedmind ⁣
#tuppathome #tupperware #mundotupperware #caricature #caricatures #caricaturist #bankimoon #unitednations #politicalmemes #weirddreams #kitchenorganization #kitchenproducts

I had a dream.

Former Secretary General of the United Nations and I were both shopping for Tupperware. Nice enough guy. That is until we were both wanting to buy the same 42-cup Mega Thatsa Bowl (voted best kitchen product of all time).

Being that he had been the figurehead leader of all the Earth’s people, he possessed impeccable negotiation skills.

Ban got the bowl. I settled for a sippie cup.

This nightmare ended; and I woke up.

Any dream interpreters out there? I imagine this is pretty straightforward.

#dreaming #portraits #sleep ⁣
#luciddreamingwakinglife #luciddreaming #oddtoe #bedtime #awakenedmind ⁣
#tuppathome #tupperware #mundotupperware #caricature #caricatures #caricaturist #bankimoon #unitednations #politicalmemes #weirddreams #kitchenorganization #kitchenproducts
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My “Mystery Ointment of the Month” beauty club My “Mystery Ointment of the Month” beauty club launches today!

This also coincides with my cleaning out under the kitchen sink.

#oddtoe #pamperyourself #skincaretip #makeuprevolution #skincarecommunity #skincareproduct #glamour #skincare #skincareaddict 
#portraitperfection #pamperyourskin #skincaregoals #cleanstyle #beautyful #ointments #beautymemes 
#skincareexpert #relatablememes #funnymemes #girlsquotes #instamemes #beautyclub #satire #fakead

My “Mystery Ointment of the Month” beauty club launches today!

This also coincides with my cleaning out under the kitchen sink.

#oddtoe #pamperyourself #skincaretip #makeuprevolution #skincarecommunity #skincareproduct #glamour #skincare #skincareaddict
#portraitperfection #pamperyourskin #skincaregoals #cleanstyle #beautyful #ointments #beautymemes
#skincareexpert #relatablememes #funnymemes #girlsquotes #instamemes #beautyclub #satire #fakead
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Awww, I found a way around Zuckerberg’s nudity b Awww, I found a way around Zuckerberg’s nudity ban here on Instagram. I didn’t even have to pixelate any nipples, either.

#catgram #meowed #catsofinsta #catselfie #kittens #igcats #catloversworld #purrfect #catsofday #catworld #purr #pawsome #catoftheworld #catsoftheworld #catsdaily
#cutecatskittens ⁣#tastefulnudity 
#illustrationart #illustrationartist #digitalartwork #digitalarts #artistsofig #digitaldrawings #artdaily #oddtoe

Awww, I found a way around Zuckerberg’s nudity ban here on Instagram. I didn’t even have to pixelate any nipples, either.

#catgram #meowed #catsofinsta #catselfie #kittens #igcats #catloversworld #purrfect #catsofday #catworld #purr #pawsome #catoftheworld #catsoftheworld #catsdaily
#cutecatskittens ⁣#tastefulnudity
#illustrationart #illustrationartist #digitalartwork #digitalarts #artistsofig #digitaldrawings #artdaily #oddtoe
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My favourite name in the whole world is Boutros Bo My favourite name in the whole world is Boutros Boutros-Ghali. I was outvoted naming my first born Boutros Boutros Oddtoe. I suspected and later had confirmation that my wife had veto power over such a trivial decision.

But that didn’t stop me. I’m like a pit bull terrier when it comes to naming things after my favourite ex-United Nations Secretary General. I have a cheese grater and a prized garden gnome with his namesake.

And now, most excitingly, I have a custom pair of socks coming my way with his face on them.

They’ll be with me in a week. And I’ll never take them off.

#socks #socksofinstagram #boutrosboutrosghali #unitednations #mensfashion #winning #oddtoe #legwear #names #favoritenames #fashionista #formalwear

My favourite name in the whole world is Boutros Boutros-Ghali. I was outvoted naming my first born Boutros Boutros Oddtoe. I suspected and later had confirmation that my wife had veto power over such a trivial decision.

But that didn’t stop me. I’m like a pit bull terrier when it comes to naming things after my favourite ex-United Nations Secretary General. I have a cheese grater and a prized garden gnome with his namesake.

And now, most excitingly, I have a custom pair of socks coming my way with his face on them.

They’ll be with me in a week. And I’ll never take them off.

#socks #socksofinstagram #boutrosboutrosghali #unitednations #mensfashion #winning #oddtoe #legwear #names #favoritenames #fashionista #formalwear
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I had to look this up once. But boy, am I thankful I had to look this up once. But boy, am I thankful I did!

It turns out there’s a saint for everything. Now, before every sales pitch, webinar, and conference call, I kneel at my home office’s alter, next to my Internet router, and pray to Saint Carmelita for superior bandwidth speeds, a 5-star-rated voice connection, and divine guidance for when I inevitably turn on the cute kitten filter mid-conference call.

And for those history buffs out there, did you know Saint Carmelita was also the first woman to file sexual harassment charges against a tech bro? Way back in the 1800s! Who knew?!

#patronsaints #siliconvalley #paloalto #california #techmemes #satire #religiousmemes #portraitillustration #zoom #microsoftteams #googlemeet #humor #weirdart #funnymemes #funnyart #oddtoe #saints #saintcarmelita

I had to look this up once. But boy, am I thankful I did!

It turns out there’s a saint for everything. Now, before every sales pitch, webinar, and conference call, I kneel at my home office’s alter, next to my Internet router, and pray to Saint Carmelita for superior bandwidth speeds, a 5-star-rated voice connection, and divine guidance for when I inevitably turn on the cute kitten filter mid-conference call.

And for those history buffs out there, did you know Saint Carmelita was also the first woman to file sexual harassment charges against a tech bro? Way back in the 1800s! Who knew?!

#patronsaints #siliconvalley #paloalto #california #techmemes #satire #religiousmemes #portraitillustration #zoom #microsoftteams #googlemeet #humor #weirdart #funnymemes #funnyart #oddtoe #saints #saintcarmelita
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Standards are dropping, people. This pandemic is Standards are dropping, people.

This pandemic is leading to some bad hygiene habits. I’m not pointin’ any fingers. Just stating the obvious.

Still, personally, I need a prompt every now and then. What helps me lift my standards is imagining little quality assurance characters like in this image, observing and moderating my habits and behaviours while I’m on Instagram.

Clipboard and pocket protector sold separately.

#covidclothing #changeyourunderwear #qualityassurance #hygiene #satire #oddtoe #inspections #coronamemes #workfromhome #workfromhomelife #workfromhomemom

Standards are dropping, people.

This pandemic is leading to some bad hygiene habits. I’m not pointin’ any fingers. Just stating the obvious.

Still, personally, I need a prompt every now and then. What helps me lift my standards is imagining little quality assurance characters like in this image, observing and moderating my habits and behaviours while I’m on Instagram.

Clipboard and pocket protector sold separately.

#covidclothing #changeyourunderwear #qualityassurance #hygiene #satire #oddtoe #inspections #coronamemes #workfromhome #workfromhomelife #workfromhomemom
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I’ve been doing a little rap project on the side I’ve been doing a little rap project on the side.

Hope you like it.

#whinge #whingewhingewhinge #oddtoe #newalbums #newalbum #satire #stairwaytoheaven #sunscreen #energybills #leavinglightson #saveenergy #musicmemes

I’ve been doing a little rap project on the side.

Hope you like it.

#whinge #whingewhingewhinge #oddtoe #newalbums #newalbum #satire #stairwaytoheaven #sunscreen #energybills #leavinglightson #saveenergy #musicmemes
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Other interests that are attractive to the opposit Other interests that are attractive to the opposite sex: the banjo, taxidermy, and the sport of curling.

Just some dating tips...

#datingtips #satire #oddtoe #datingtipsformen #datingtipsforwomen #illustration #modelsearch #attractivewomen #realquotes

Other interests that are attractive to the opposite sex: the banjo, taxidermy, and the sport of curling.

Just some dating tips...

#datingtips #satire #oddtoe #datingtipsformen #datingtipsforwomen #illustration #modelsearch #attractivewomen #realquotes
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I imagine the number of proctologists that adverti I imagine the number of proctologists that advertise on billboards would be low.

That’s a shame. It’s such a visual profession.

#proctology #billboards #humor #fakead #illustrationartists #marketingstrategy #advertisingdesign #cityscape #adcampaign #oddtoe #skyscrapers

I imagine the number of proctologists that advertise on billboards would be low.

That’s a shame. It’s such a visual profession.

#proctology #billboards #humor #fakead #illustrationartists #marketingstrategy #advertisingdesign #cityscape #adcampaign #oddtoe #skyscrapers
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In retrospect, I was eating a shitload of avocados In retrospect, I was eating a shitload of avocados when I did this illustration.

#portraiture #avocado #funnyshapedhead #illustration #portraitartist #portraitart #oddtoe #caricature #caricatureportrait

In retrospect, I was eating a shitload of avocados when I did this illustration.

#portraiture #avocado #funnyshapedhead #illustration #portraitartist #portraitart #oddtoe #caricature #caricatureportrait
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