I like to say I heard this conversation, eavesdrop I like to say I heard this conversation, eavesdropping on a private chat at a cafe. But I’m in the middle of a strict Covid lockdown here in Melbourne, Australia. No cafes are open.

So in lieu of reality: This is the exact conversation I heard, eavesdropping on a private chat at a cafe.

#drugmules #overheard #pastlives #comedicart #oddtoe #rectumhumor #blackhumor #covidlockdown #melbourne #melbournelockdown #cafeculture

I like to say I heard this conversation, eavesdropping on a private chat at a cafe. But I’m in the middle of a strict Covid lockdown here in Melbourne, Australia. No cafes are open.

So in lieu of reality: This is the exact conversation I heard, eavesdropping on a private chat at a cafe.

#drugmules #overheard #pastlives #comedicart #oddtoe #rectumhumor #blackhumor #covidlockdown #melbourne #melbournelockdown #cafeculture
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For the record: I don’t condone the harvesting o For the record: I don’t condone the harvesting of uterine nicknames, whatsoever.

For the record: My uterus’s name, if I even have a uterus, is Leilani LaMotta.

#satire #grandoldparty #funnaminggame #flowernames #boxersworld #comedicart #politicalmemes #oddtoe #reproductiverights #republicanmemes #onlinequiz

For the record: I don’t condone the harvesting of uterine nicknames, whatsoever.

For the record: My uterus’s name, if I even have a uterus, is Leilani LaMotta.

#satire #grandoldparty #funnaminggame #flowernames #boxersworld #comedicart #politicalmemes #oddtoe #reproductiverights #republicanmemes #onlinequiz
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Really, people. Pobody’s nerfect. #adamsapplew Really, people.

Pobody’s nerfect.

#adamsapplewoman #abnormality #comedicart #pobodysnerfect #oddtoe #funnymemes #instagrammodel #humorousart #dontstare #motorcycleart #motorcyclist

Really, people.

Pobody’s nerfect.

#adamsapplewoman #abnormality #comedicart #pobodysnerfect #oddtoe #funnymemes #instagrammodel #humorousart #dontstare #motorcycleart #motorcyclist
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Did you know 53% of 16- to 25-year-olds don’t ha Did you know 53% of 16- to 25-year-olds don’t have a preferred brand of formaldehyde?

That’s crazy.

My new white label formaldehyde aims to shake things up and forever change the preferences of young consumers around the globe. Like P-Diddy promoting Dom Perignon or Chandon, imagine your favourite Instagrammers spuiking our 3-litre or 5-litre cans of embalming fluid. That’s how big I’m going with this business idea.

So calling all influencers: Get out your bikini, slap your brand on our can, and influence your way to the top of this thinly-veiled pyramid scheme. 

This is a hot opportunity. But don’t just take our word for it. Here’s what one happy customer had to say:

“I wouldn’t preserve a dissected frog in anything else!” - Emily Ratajkowski

#influencermarketing #formaldehyde #newbrandalert #oddtoe #satire #comedicart #fakeproduct #whitelabel #flammableliquid #bikinimodel #influencers #humor

Did you know 53% of 16- to 25-year-olds don’t have a preferred brand of formaldehyde?

That’s crazy.

My new white label formaldehyde aims to shake things up and forever change the preferences of young consumers around the globe. Like P-Diddy promoting Dom Perignon or Chandon, imagine your favourite Instagrammers spuiking our 3-litre or 5-litre cans of embalming fluid. That’s how big I’m going with this business idea.

So calling all influencers: Get out your bikini, slap your brand on our can, and influence your way to the top of this thinly-veiled pyramid scheme.

This is a hot opportunity. But don’t just take our word for it. Here’s what one happy customer had to say:

“I wouldn’t preserve a dissected frog in anything else!” - Emily Ratajkowski

#influencermarketing #formaldehyde #newbrandalert #oddtoe #satire #comedicart #fakeproduct #whitelabel #flammableliquid #bikinimodel #influencers #humor
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You know this is their biggest worry in the world. You know this is their biggest worry in the world. So treat your grandparents to a ten-pass Brazilian bronzing session today.

#tanlinesaresexy #facemasklife #satire #oddtoe #coronavirusmemes😂😂😂 #comedicart #funnymemes #tanlines #giftsforgrandma #giftsforgrandparents #giftsforgrandpa #bronzing #tanningsalon #woeisme

You know this is their biggest worry in the world. So treat your grandparents to a ten-pass Brazilian bronzing session today.

#tanlinesaresexy #facemasklife #satire #oddtoe #coronavirusmemes😂😂😂 #comedicart #funnymemes #tanlines #giftsforgrandma #giftsforgrandparents #giftsforgrandpa #bronzing #tanningsalon #woeisme
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#streetpainter #cleancoat #imagination #pointillis #streetpainter #cleancoat #imagination #pointillism #womanportrait #womanillustration #oddtoe
#lockdown2021

#streetpainter #cleancoat #imagination #pointillism #womanportrait #womanillustration #oddtoe
#lockdown2021
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Announcing a journalistic exclusive here on Oddtoe Announcing a journalistic exclusive here on Oddtoe: A Q&A session with a pug who ran in high society circles and lived to tell about it.

Told in first-person spoken word, this episode titled, ‘Pug in Deep”, explores the excess and filth at the bottom of a designer bag.

Hear these such stories:
“Why I Hate Bejeweled Handbags and All My Master’s Friends”
-or -
“Halloween Humiliation: Surviving Everything from French Maid to Village People Costumes”.

Only streaming on Oddtoe.

#satire #comedicart #dogmemes #puglife #pugsofinstagram #funnymemes #guccibag #confessional #spokenword #spokenwordartist #oddtoe #ifdogscouldtalk #ifdogscouldspeak #petportraitartist

Announcing a journalistic exclusive here on Oddtoe: A Q&A session with a pug who ran in high society circles and lived to tell about it.

Told in first-person spoken word, this episode titled, ‘Pug in Deep”, explores the excess and filth at the bottom of a designer bag.

Hear these such stories:
“Why I Hate Bejeweled Handbags and All My Master’s Friends”
-or -
“Halloween Humiliation: Surviving Everything from French Maid to Village People Costumes”.

Only streaming on Oddtoe.

#satire #comedicart #dogmemes #puglife #pugsofinstagram #funnymemes #guccibag #confessional #spokenword #spokenwordartist #oddtoe #ifdogscouldtalk #ifdogscouldspeak #petportraitartist
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Casting for skinny jeans. The promo for new TV pil Casting for skinny jeans. The promo for new TV pilot idea, “Hipster Intervention”, says it all: Live confrontations with actual hipsters in front of a studio audience. Every evening, hipsters are ushered into our TV studio under the false pretences. Then we sick their families on them. And our cameras watch it all unfold.

Only on Oddtoe.

#hipsterintervention #newtvshow #nowstreaming #oddtoe #hipster #hipstermemes #hipsterbeards #hipsterstyle #hipsters #hipsterfashion #malemodel #comedicart #satire #illustrationage #illustrationartists

Casting for skinny jeans. The promo for new TV pilot idea, “Hipster Intervention”, says it all: Live confrontations with actual hipsters in front of a studio audience. Every evening, hipsters are ushered into our TV studio under the false pretences. Then we sick their families on them. And our cameras watch it all unfold.

Only on Oddtoe.

#hipsterintervention #newtvshow #nowstreaming #oddtoe #hipster #hipstermemes #hipsterbeards #hipsterstyle #hipsters #hipsterfashion #malemodel #comedicart #satire #illustrationage #illustrationartists
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When I want to look cool, I think what would the T When I want to look cool, I think what would the Teletubbies do? How would they behave? What’s their secret?

After years of asking, I give up. No use pining for their secret sauce, their ‘joie de vie’? No. I can only pay homage to them from afar.

The new Teletubbies Reunion skateboard by Oddtoe is one-of-a-kind. Just like Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy, and Po.

#teletubbies #teletubbiesmeme #oddtoe #skateboarding #skateculture #comedicart #funnymemes #satire

When I want to look cool, I think what would the Teletubbies do? How would they behave? What’s their secret?

After years of asking, I give up. No use pining for their secret sauce, their ‘joie de vie’? No. I can only pay homage to them from afar.

The new Teletubbies Reunion skateboard by Oddtoe is one-of-a-kind. Just like Tinky-Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy, and Po.

#teletubbies #teletubbiesmeme #oddtoe #skateboarding #skateculture #comedicart #funnymemes #satire
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I sat down with myself. I gave myself a task. “V I sat down with myself. I gave myself a task. “Visualize your inner child.”

Now I don’t know how many of you in Facebookgramistan have subjected yourselves to this soul searching challenge...but I found it enlightening.

This what I look like. Deep down I have this stupid grin and the need for a crash helmet. 

I’ve made peace with this idiotic, chaos-seeking larrikin. And so should you.

#visualtherophy #oddtoe #comedicart #innerchild #innerchildtherapy #selfportait #innerchildchats #illustrationartists #comicartwork #littleredwagon #selflovejourney

I sat down with myself. I gave myself a task. “Visualize your inner child.”

Now I don’t know how many of you in Facebookgramistan have subjected yourselves to this soul searching challenge...but I found it enlightening.

This what I look like. Deep down I have this stupid grin and the need for a crash helmet.

I’ve made peace with this idiotic, chaos-seeking larrikin. And so should you.

#visualtherophy #oddtoe #comedicart #innerchild #innerchildtherapy #selfportait #innerchildchats #illustrationartists #comicartwork #littleredwagon #selflovejourney
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Manholes are sexist and boring. And parents of new Manholes are sexist and boring. And parents of newborns are befuddled for new ways to show their love for their lil’ cherubs.

So I’ve invented a new product that takes their mind off of their gift giving quandary and their money off of their wealthy, over-indulging hands.

I call them Vanity Babyholes —custom manholes forged with your baby’s face. 

Simply upload your baby’s photo and choose your street address. That’s it! In no time at all, Oddtoe will install your Vanity Babyhole and notify your and your nosy neighbors when it’s done. So if you want to keep up with the Jones and purchase a street-level heirloom, consider a Vanity Babyhole today.

Worried about upkeep and maintenance? No worries. Oddtoe will clean little Khloe or Jaxxon Jr.’s Babyhole for you. Our Vanity-Babyhole-as-a-Service is here to help. For an annual fee, we’ll scrape the gum of your child’s eyes and remove the caked-on dog shit that builds up over time. We’ll even check for rats underneath the sewer line.

So show your newborn and your competing peer group just how much you care. Order your Vanity Babyhole today!

#vanitybabyholes #newproducts #giftsfornewborn #giftsfornewmoms #greatgiftideas #manholes #manholestagram #manholecover #manholecovers #streetart #streetartmelbourne #oddtoe #funnycomics #funnymemes #helicopterparent #spoilingkids #keepingupwiththejoneses #satirememes

Manholes are sexist and boring. And parents of newborns are befuddled for new ways to show their love for their lil’ cherubs.

So I’ve invented a new product that takes their mind off of their gift giving quandary and their money off of their wealthy, over-indulging hands.

I call them Vanity Babyholes —custom manholes forged with your baby’s face.

Simply upload your baby’s photo and choose your street address. That’s it! In no time at all, Oddtoe will install your Vanity Babyhole and notify your and your nosy neighbors when it’s done. So if you want to keep up with the Jones and purchase a street-level heirloom, consider a Vanity Babyhole today.

Worried about upkeep and maintenance? No worries. Oddtoe will clean little Khloe or Jaxxon Jr.’s Babyhole for you. Our Vanity-Babyhole-as-a-Service is here to help. For an annual fee, we’ll scrape the gum of your child’s eyes and remove the caked-on dog shit that builds up over time. We’ll even check for rats underneath the sewer line.

So show your newborn and your competing peer group just how much you care. Order your Vanity Babyhole today!

#vanitybabyholes #newproducts #giftsfornewborn #giftsfornewmoms #greatgiftideas #manholes #manholestagram #manholecover #manholecovers #streetart #streetartmelbourne #oddtoe #funnycomics #funnymemes #helicopterparent #spoilingkids #keepingupwiththejoneses #satirememes
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I see art solely though a commercial lens. How muc I see art solely though a commercial lens. How much cabbage can bilk off suckas and how quickly?

Apparently now, if you tape food to a wall, it’s art. So damn right —I arted up my wall with an old gourd. Not any old gourd, mind you (that shit don’t sell), but a gourd that has a Jesus face birthmark on it. People love Jesus face food. So ka-ching there. 

Now if I make Gourd Christ into an NFT, price it in cryptocurrency, we’re talking Salvator Mundi prices, right?

Starving artist, my ass.

#artnouveau #bananaart #gourdart #ducttape #artbasel #artbaselmiami #artbaselhongkong #jesusmemes #satire #wallart #oddtoe #newartistspotlight #artworld_daily #pisstake

I see art solely though a commercial lens. How much cabbage can bilk off suckas and how quickly?

Apparently now, if you tape food to a wall, it’s art. So damn right —I arted up my wall with an old gourd. Not any old gourd, mind you (that shit don’t sell), but a gourd that has a Jesus face birthmark on it. People love Jesus face food. So ka-ching there.

Now if I make Gourd Christ into an NFT, price it in cryptocurrency, we’re talking Salvator Mundi prices, right?

Starving artist, my ass.

#artnouveau #bananaart #gourdart #ducttape #artbasel #artbaselmiami #artbaselhongkong #jesusmemes #satire #wallart #oddtoe #newartistspotlight #artworld_daily #pisstake
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It’s been a while between posts, but that’s on It’s been a while between posts, but that’s only because I’ve been hard at work.

My latest film utilizes the horror movie trope of the ‘creepy child.’ Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense was unavailable due to acute osteoporosis and the fact his agent, the AARP, would release him for my indie take on childhood trauma.

Nonetheless, I’m persevering, looking for financial backers and the next Punky Brewster for “My Kitty Cat Wuvs Tucker Carlson.”

Hold your pets close to you and hide the remote.

#moviememes #newmovies #horrorfilms #movieposters #haleyjoelosment #tuckercarlson #foxnewssucks #scarystories #oddtoe #comedymemes #comedymovies #nowplaying #inproduction #kittycat #punkybrewster

It’s been a while between posts, but that’s only because I’ve been hard at work.

My latest film utilizes the horror movie trope of the ‘creepy child.’ Haley Joel Osment from the Sixth Sense was unavailable due to acute osteoporosis and the fact his agent, the AARP, would release him for my indie take on childhood trauma.

Nonetheless, I’m persevering, looking for financial backers and the next Punky Brewster for “My Kitty Cat Wuvs Tucker Carlson.”

Hold your pets close to you and hide the remote.

#moviememes #newmovies #horrorfilms #movieposters #haleyjoelosment #tuckercarlson #foxnewssucks #scarystories #oddtoe #comedymemes #comedymovies #nowplaying #inproduction #kittycat #punkybrewster
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I just like saying this book title: “A Visual Co I just like saying this book title: “A Visual Compendium of Tweedy Seamen.” It just brings me joy.

As for the book itself, it would probably be rubbish. Save your money. Once you’ve seen one tweedy seaman, you’ve seen them all. That’s what I say.

#coolmariners #shipspotting #sailor #lifeatsea #instaship #seamen #maritime #merchantnavy #ship #oddtoe #seaman #sailorlife #newbookstagram #sailorlife #yachties #sailboating #illustratorsaustralia #comedyfestival #comedymeme #comedypost

I just like saying this book title: “A Visual Compendium of Tweedy Seamen.” It just brings me joy.

As for the book itself, it would probably be rubbish. Save your money. Once you’ve seen one tweedy seaman, you’ve seen them all. That’s what I say.

#coolmariners #shipspotting #sailor #lifeatsea #instaship #seamen #maritime #merchantnavy #ship #oddtoe #seaman #sailorlife #newbookstagram #sailorlife #yachties #sailboating #illustratorsaustralia #comedyfestival #comedymeme #comedypost
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Ladies are stealing this look: the #16 or the Frid Ladies are stealing this look: the #16 or the Frida Leia as it’s more commonly known.

Inspired by two feminist icons, Princess Leia and Frida Kahui, my daughter is begging me to take her to the salon for this “unibrow and two bagel” style.

While I’d be happier with the Aniston or the Bea Arthur or even the Sinead buzz cut for her, I know she wants to fit in with all the other tweens with a #16. So I acquiesce. 

#hairstylesforgirls #unibrowmovement #stealthelook #fridakahloinspired #princessleia #tweenfashion #yearbookphotos #fashionmemes #hairstylesforkids #unibrow #oddtoe #stealthislook #stylingtip #weirdart #portraitures #beaarthur

Ladies are stealing this look: the #16 or the Frida Leia as it’s more commonly known.

Inspired by two feminist icons, Princess Leia and Frida Kahui, my daughter is begging me to take her to the salon for this “unibrow and two bagel” style.

While I’d be happier with the Aniston or the Bea Arthur or even the Sinead buzz cut for her, I know she wants to fit in with all the other tweens with a #16. So I acquiesce.

#hairstylesforgirls #unibrowmovement #stealthelook #fridakahloinspired #princessleia #tweenfashion #yearbookphotos #fashionmemes #hairstylesforkids #unibrow #oddtoe #stealthislook #stylingtip #weirdart #portraitures #beaarthur
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I gotta say two things: 1) There’s a dearth of a I gotta say two things:
1) There’s a dearth of accounting action figures in the market. That’s why I’m rushing Beancounter into market before the end of the financial year: these crafty f@&!$ know how to write off any expense.
And 2) Everyone should have a “Fraud Detection Face” like this guy. Although, some may know it as their “O” face.

#beancounter #accountantlife #newactionfigures #newtoys #oddtoe #unwrapped #whitecollar #faketoys #giftsforhim #xero #intuit #myob #humorousart

I gotta say two things:
1) There’s a dearth of accounting action figures in the market. That’s why I’m rushing Beancounter into market before the end of the financial year: these crafty f@&!$ know how to write off any expense.
And 2) Everyone should have a “Fraud Detection Face” like this guy. Although, some may know it as their “O” face.

#beancounter #accountantlife #newactionfigures #newtoys #oddtoe #unwrapped #whitecollar #faketoys #giftsforhim #xero #intuit #myob #humorousart
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You know that feeling in taxidermy when you realiz You know that feeling in taxidermy when you realize you’ve glued your hand to a moose antler? 

Share your story of when this happened to you in the comments section below.

#oddtoe #weirdart #taxidermyart #taxidermy #bonecollector #moose #adhesives #bloopers #animalillustration #animalillustrations #artmemes #humorousmemes #stuffedanimals #stuffedanimalsofinstagram #blackhumor #badmistakes #comicbookart

You know that feeling in taxidermy when you realize you’ve glued your hand to a moose antler?

Share your story of when this happened to you in the comments section below.

#oddtoe #weirdart #taxidermyart #taxidermy #bonecollector #moose #adhesives #bloopers #animalillustration #animalillustrations #artmemes #humorousmemes #stuffedanimals #stuffedanimalsofinstagram #blackhumor #badmistakes #comicbookart
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