I know what you’re thinking. I know. Is there a I know what you’re thinking.

I know. Is there a feeling of regret and sadness that can top this?!

I think not.

#satire #thatsinkingfeeling #pitofyourstomach #wtfmemes #kalechips #cigaraficionado #cigarlife #kalesmoothie #lookofhorror #comedicart #illustrator #caricatureartist

I know what you’re thinking.

I know. Is there a feeling of regret and sadness that can top this?!

I think not.

#satire #thatsinkingfeeling #pitofyourstomach #wtfmemes #kalechips #cigaraficionado #cigarlife #kalesmoothie #lookofhorror #comedicart #illustrator #caricatureartist
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I’m prognosticating here. But with all the celeb I’m prognosticating here. But with all the celebrity tequila companies and perfume deals, I can see the writing on the wall. Everyone wants to pad out their 401k. So why not grunge gods?

‘Early Retirement’, is an eau de toilette from Eddie Vedder. 

It doesn’t smell like Teen Spirit. More like flannel and saw dust.

#newscent #newcologne #eddievedder #pearljam #giftsforhim #smellsliketeenspirit #seattle #grungestyle #hipsterstuff #satire #caricaturist #fakead #oddtoe

I’m prognosticating here. But with all the celebrity tequila companies and perfume deals, I can see the writing on the wall. Everyone wants to pad out their 401k. So why not grunge gods?

‘Early Retirement’, is an eau de toilette from Eddie Vedder.

It doesn’t smell like Teen Spirit. More like flannel and saw dust.

#newscent #newcologne #eddievedder #pearljam #giftsforhim #smellsliketeenspirit #seattle #grungestyle #hipsterstuff #satire #caricaturist #fakead #oddtoe
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I never knew how much my choice of abattoir was so I never knew how much my choice of abattoir was sooo influenced by whom I trusted on social media. 

I thought I was acting of my own free will with my selection of slaughterhouses. 

How foolish I was!

In this exposè, “Influencers & Abattoirs”, I examine my own failures and point fingers at the influencers constantly discussing beauty treatments needlessly in abattoirs worldwide. 

Billions in back-door payments and no attribution or oversight.

Scandalous.

#abattoirs #influencers #scandal #oddtoe #satire #cartoonart #illustrators #slaughterhouse #memesoftheday #humor #influencerlife #influencerstyle #influencerswanted #newseriesalert #investigativejournalism

I never knew how much my choice of abattoir was sooo influenced by whom I trusted on social media.

I thought I was acting of my own free will with my selection of slaughterhouses.

How foolish I was!

In this exposè, “Influencers & Abattoirs”, I examine my own failures and point fingers at the influencers constantly discussing beauty treatments needlessly in abattoirs worldwide.

Billions in back-door payments and no attribution or oversight.

Scandalous.

#abattoirs #influencers #scandal #oddtoe #satire #cartoonart #illustrators #slaughterhouse #memesoftheday #humor #influencerlife #influencerstyle #influencerswanted #newseriesalert #investigativejournalism
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Here is my illustration for a prestigious medical Here is my illustration for a prestigious medical school journal, highlighting the need for goiter prevention. Neither the peer-reviewed article nor the current medical research nor the prestigious medical school journal exist - in all honesty, I just wanted to create a dumb-looking guy with a neck lump today. 

#goiters #illustrationoftheday #humor #comedicart #suitjacket #illustrator #digitalillustrator #dumbguy #moustache #oddtoe

Here is my illustration for a prestigious medical school journal, highlighting the need for goiter prevention. Neither the peer-reviewed article nor the current medical research nor the prestigious medical school journal exist - in all honesty, I just wanted to create a dumb-looking guy with a neck lump today.

#goiters #illustrationoftheday #humor #comedicart #suitjacket #illustrator #digitalillustrator #dumbguy #moustache #oddtoe
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A lazy day sitting by a lake, I got into a Jeff Sp A lazy day sitting by a lake, I got into a Jeff Spicoli/Matthew McConaughey-as-an-Illustrator vibe. 

This is the result.

#illustrationartists #portraitdrawing #surferdude #doodleart #conehead #bigteeth  #caricaturist #laughing #caricaturedrawing #magazineillustration #summertime #southaustralia #holidaydrawing #albumart #albumartwork #oddtoe

A lazy day sitting by a lake, I got into a Jeff Spicoli/Matthew McConaughey-as-an-Illustrator vibe.

This is the result.

#illustrationartists #portraitdrawing #surferdude #doodleart #conehead #bigteeth #caricaturist #laughing #caricaturedrawing #magazineillustration #summertime #southaustralia #holidaydrawing #albumart #albumartwork #oddtoe
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I think the title of this unauthorised autobiograp I think the title of this unauthorised autobiography speaks for itself. The vengeful son of one of Game of Thrones’ most-beloved characters finally spills the beans on what life at home with Hodor was really like.

Only from Oddtoe Press.

#hodor #gameofthrones #sonofhodor #dontclodeedor #satire #oddtoe #gameofthronesmemes #westeros #got #fantasymemes #comedicart #autobiography #newbooks #biopic

I think the title of this unauthorised autobiography speaks for itself. The vengeful son of one of Game of Thrones’ most-beloved characters finally spills the beans on what life at home with Hodor was really like.

Only from Oddtoe Press.

#hodor #gameofthrones #sonofhodor #dontclodeedor #satire #oddtoe #gameofthronesmemes #westeros #got #fantasymemes #comedicart #autobiography #newbooks #biopic
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I hope someone won the tender to cryogenically fre I hope someone won the tender to cryogenically freeze the Golden Girls. Surely, a future civilization of ours is going to need them again for battle.

#bettywhite #goldengirls #caricature #goodbye2021 #oddtoe

I hope someone won the tender to cryogenically freeze the Golden Girls. Surely, a future civilization of ours is going to need them again for battle.

#bettywhite #goldengirls #caricature #goodbye2021 #oddtoe
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Happy new year from Australia. It just passed midn Happy new year from Australia. It just passed midnight here and I’ve had one singular thought in my brain, so I put it in my sketchbook. 

See you on the other side of the twin turds of 2020 & 2021.

- Oddtoe

#2022thoughts #newyears2022 #oddtoe #cantbeworse #positivity #sketchbookdrawing #pleasedontsuck

Happy new year from Australia. It just passed midnight here and I’ve had one singular thought in my brain, so I put it in my sketchbook.

See you on the other side of the twin turds of 2020 & 2021.

- Oddtoe

#2022thoughts #newyears2022 #oddtoe #cantbeworse #positivity #sketchbookdrawing #pleasedontsuck
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Over Christmas, I watched Home Alone and kept abre Over Christmas, I watched Home Alone and kept abreast of the news that Russia was mobilizing troops on the Ukrainian border.

Naturally, it came to me. The House of Culkin should join the House of Putin. What a power move! Imagine the fusion of a Californian entertainment dynasty with an Eastern European political dictatorship.

Now I’m not suggesting Macauley marry Vladimir. Maybe lesser known family members tie the knot. Maybe Doug Culkin marries Pam Putin in a nice ceremony. 

I just want the kids to have the last name: Culkin-Putin. It’s such a joy to say.

#geopolitics #macaulayculkin #vladimirputin #alliances #familydynasty #russia #california #marriages #satire #culkin #putin #oddtoe

Over Christmas, I watched Home Alone and kept abreast of the news that Russia was mobilizing troops on the Ukrainian border.

Naturally, it came to me. The House of Culkin should join the House of Putin. What a power move! Imagine the fusion of a Californian entertainment dynasty with an Eastern European political dictatorship.

Now I’m not suggesting Macauley marry Vladimir. Maybe lesser known family members tie the knot. Maybe Doug Culkin marries Pam Putin in a nice ceremony.

I just want the kids to have the last name: Culkin-Putin. It’s such a joy to say.

#geopolitics #macaulayculkin #vladimirputin #alliances #familydynasty #russia #california #marriages #satire #culkin #putin #oddtoe
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I ask deep questions in my art. For example, her I ask deep questions in my art. 

For example, here an art gallery viewer eyes my “Honk if you’ve got gonorrhoea” piece. The question I kept asking was “Why am I still painting this?” 

#fineart #seriouspainter #oddtoe  #artgallery #humor #artmemes #comedy #questionsandanswers #artbaselmiami

I ask deep questions in my art.

For example, here an art gallery viewer eyes my “Honk if you’ve got gonorrhoea” piece. The question I kept asking was “Why am I still painting this?”

#fineart #seriouspainter #oddtoe #artgallery #humor #artmemes #comedy #questionsandanswers #artbaselmiami
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Lack of height was a serious issue for me, in rega Lack of height was a serious issue for me, in regards to my pursuit of a professional basketball career. Lack of talent, leaping ability, and work ethic also helped compromise my standing in the NBA draft.

Therapy would suggest these regrets were what I was thinking about when I drew this image, “Dwarf Guard.”

I think perhaps I just like drawing large-headed man-childs in stupid situations. 

#nbabasketball #recruitment #careerinsports #shootinghoops #oddtoe #heightdifference #comedicart #sportsillustration #therapymemes

Lack of height was a serious issue for me, in regards to my pursuit of a professional basketball career. Lack of talent, leaping ability, and work ethic also helped compromise my standing in the NBA draft.

Therapy would suggest these regrets were what I was thinking about when I drew this image, “Dwarf Guard.”

I think perhaps I just like drawing large-headed man-childs in stupid situations.

#nbabasketball #recruitment #careerinsports #shootinghoops #oddtoe #heightdifference #comedicart #sportsillustration #therapymemes
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Looking back, I get vaccinated against a lot of sh Looking back, I get vaccinated against a lot of shit. When I was four, I was one of the first to get vaccinated against juvenile riboflavin. Haven’t had craved organ meats (kidneys and liver) since then. 

Now, I regularly scan the medical research papers for the last in vaccines. I’m particularly interested in vaccines against Adult Disillusionment, maybe one to protect against Acute Kardashian. Ooh, I’d love to get one that wards off ‘Turf Toe’, or how about between-payday poverty? Or late-night drunken kitten purchases, or one that…

#vaccinationdone✔️ #vaccination #vacinationhumor #humor #justforlaughs #riboflavin #kardashianmemes #kardashians #disillusionment #turftoe #latenightdrinks #lovekittens #satire #oddtoe #selfportraits #juvenile

Looking back, I get vaccinated against a lot of shit. When I was four, I was one of the first to get vaccinated against juvenile riboflavin. Haven’t had craved organ meats (kidneys and liver) since then.

Now, I regularly scan the medical research papers for the last in vaccines. I’m particularly interested in vaccines against Adult Disillusionment, maybe one to protect against Acute Kardashian. Ooh, I’d love to get one that wards off ‘Turf Toe’, or how about between-payday poverty? Or late-night drunken kitten purchases, or one that…

#vaccinationdone✔️ #vaccination #vacinationhumor #humor #justforlaughs #riboflavin #kardashianmemes #kardashians #disillusionment #turftoe #latenightdrinks #lovekittens #satire #oddtoe #selfportraits #juvenile
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Stay sharp, people. Scientists and the wider medic Stay sharp, people. Scientists and the wider medical community have stated unequivocally that my “Guess the Character, Guess the Scene” quizzes roll back the years, cognitively.

So as a public service, I teasingly tax your wits with today’s instalment. 

#quiz #quiztime #copshow #actorlife #refrigerators #dwarves #farthumor #godfingers #sunlight #memesoftheday #memesofinstagram #humour #humor #humorousart #silly #visualjoke #oddtoe

Stay sharp, people. Scientists and the wider medical community have stated unequivocally that my “Guess the Character, Guess the Scene” quizzes roll back the years, cognitively.

So as a public service, I teasingly tax your wits with today’s instalment.

#quiz #quiztime #copshow #actorlife #refrigerators #dwarves #farthumor #godfingers #sunlight #memesoftheday #memesofinstagram #humour #humor #humorousart #silly #visualjoke #oddtoe
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Everyone’s on Zoom or Microsoft Teams these days Everyone’s on Zoom or Microsoft Teams these days. And there’s a lot of bad folks out there. So it makes sense that the Third Plane of Hades is maxing out its broadband on teleconferences, just to keep up.

As a work colleague, I’d guess that Beelzebub knows his way around a Gantt chart. But would be non-committal about any firm delivery dates. That’s just my hunch.

#satanonzoom #teleconference #microsoftteams #gantt #zoommeetings #conferencecalls #officehumor #boredatwork #beelzebub #satanmemes #theoffice #workfromhomelife #workcolleagues #projectmanagement #mutebutton #oddtoe #laughoftheday

Everyone’s on Zoom or Microsoft Teams these days. And there’s a lot of bad folks out there. So it makes sense that the Third Plane of Hades is maxing out its broadband on teleconferences, just to keep up.

As a work colleague, I’d guess that Beelzebub knows his way around a Gantt chart. But would be non-committal about any firm delivery dates. That’s just my hunch.

#satanonzoom #teleconference #microsoftteams #gantt #zoommeetings #conferencecalls #officehumor #boredatwork #beelzebub #satanmemes #theoffice #workfromhomelife #workcolleagues #projectmanagement #mutebutton #oddtoe #laughoftheday
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Here’s a sneak peak at “Ms. October”, one of Here’s a sneak peak at “Ms. October”, one of twelve root vegetables and tubers featured in my new calendar. Just to tantalise you, Ms. October is a bulbous cultivar smothered in single-source earthy compost. She’s being held by some lady. 

What else? Hmm…let’s see… oh, yea, the calendar is Gregorian, if you’re into that shit.

#newcalendar #missoctober #rootvegetables #tubers #gregorian #gregoriancalendar #oddtoe #oddtober #calendarmodel #seasonalfood #carrots #carrottop #humormemes #october #giftideas #perellicalendar #satirical #illustration #illustratorsoninstagram #caricaturist #humorousart

Here’s a sneak peak at “Ms. October”, one of twelve root vegetables and tubers featured in my new calendar. Just to tantalise you, Ms. October is a bulbous cultivar smothered in single-source earthy compost. She’s being held by some lady.

What else? Hmm…let’s see… oh, yea, the calendar is Gregorian, if you’re into that shit.

#newcalendar #missoctober #rootvegetables #tubers #gregorian #gregoriancalendar #oddtoe #oddtober #calendarmodel #seasonalfood #carrots #carrottop #humormemes #october #giftideas #perellicalendar #satirical #illustration #illustratorsoninstagram #caricaturist #humorousart
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I’m always looking for a commercial angle for my I’m always looking for a commercial angle for my work. As Yoda said to me once over drinks, “The corporate whore in you is strong.”

So imagine my surprise when I unarchived a trove of old selfies. After rigorous historical and forensic research, I verified they were shot with Apple’s latest-and-greatest iPhone. Imagine my luck — Apple, the grand daddy of corporate sugar daddies. 

This image is the first in the series I was able to geo-locate using the historical metadata. Each image in the series seems to be of a subject that appears to be naive and stupid. A simpleton. A person who is unable to discern between real and imaginary. Between authentic and forgery.

Anyone know anyone like this over at Apple?

#shotwithiphone #shotoniphone #funnyfakenews #iphone12pro #historicalfiction #oldphotograph #oddtoe #simpleton #humor #humorousart #illustratorsoninstagram #sepiaphotography #selfiestagram #spaintravel #vineyard #naive #gullable #funnypictures #funnyart #funnyartwork #apple #corporatesponsors

I’m always looking for a commercial angle for my work. As Yoda said to me once over drinks, “The corporate whore in you is strong.”

So imagine my surprise when I unarchived a trove of old selfies. After rigorous historical and forensic research, I verified they were shot with Apple’s latest-and-greatest iPhone. Imagine my luck — Apple, the grand daddy of corporate sugar daddies.

This image is the first in the series I was able to geo-locate using the historical metadata. Each image in the series seems to be of a subject that appears to be naive and stupid. A simpleton. A person who is unable to discern between real and imaginary. Between authentic and forgery.

Anyone know anyone like this over at Apple?

#shotwithiphone #shotoniphone #funnyfakenews #iphone12pro #historicalfiction #oldphotograph #oddtoe #simpleton #humor #humorousart #illustratorsoninstagram #sepiaphotography #selfiestagram #spaintravel #vineyard #naive #gullable #funnypictures #funnyart #funnyartwork #apple #corporatesponsors
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I get a lot of fan mail, often from children askin I get a lot of fan mail, often from children asking me what I look like, asking for a photo of me, and showing me their latest interpretation of my cartooning style. 

In response, I send them this image here, with a brief note attached. I find it more effective than a Cease and Desist order and less costly than a ‘black ops’ campaign against a minor.

You see, I figure I’ve got another 25 years working in the cut-throat, dog-eat-dog pre-school illustration industry. Competition can come from anywhere. 

As my kindergarten art teacher once said to me, “Get your own style, you freeloading forger.” Sage advice.

#satire #childrensbookillustration  #illustrationartists #kidsart #kidsartwork #kidsartclass #kidsdrawing #humormemes #cartoonart #cartooning #cartooning4kids #grumpyoldmen #oddtoe #memepages #cuteanimals #competitive #competitor #brushback #blackops

I get a lot of fan mail, often from children asking me what I look like, asking for a photo of me, and showing me their latest interpretation of my cartooning style.

In response, I send them this image here, with a brief note attached. I find it more effective than a Cease and Desist order and less costly than a ‘black ops’ campaign against a minor.

You see, I figure I’ve got another 25 years working in the cut-throat, dog-eat-dog pre-school illustration industry. Competition can come from anywhere.

As my kindergarten art teacher once said to me, “Get your own style, you freeloading forger.” Sage advice.

#satire #childrensbookillustration #illustrationartists #kidsart #kidsartwork #kidsartclass #kidsdrawing #humormemes #cartoonart #cartooning #cartooning4kids #grumpyoldmen #oddtoe #memepages #cuteanimals #competitive #competitor #brushback #blackops
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