Here’s a sneak peak at “Ms. October”, one of Here’s a sneak peak at “Ms. October”, one of twelve root vegetables and tubers featured in my new calendar. Just to tantalise you, Ms. October is a bulbous cultivar smothered in single-source earthy compost. She’s being held by some lady. 

What else? Hmm…let’s see… oh, yea, the calendar is Gregorian, if you’re into that shit.

#newcalendar #missoctober #rootvegetables #tubers #gregorian #gregoriancalendar #oddtoe #oddtober #calendarmodel #seasonalfood #carrots #carrottop #humormemes #october #giftideas #perellicalendar #satirical #illustration #illustratorsoninstagram #caricaturist #humorousart

Here’s a sneak peak at “Ms. October”, one of twelve root vegetables and tubers featured in my new calendar. Just to tantalise you, Ms. October is a bulbous cultivar smothered in single-source earthy compost. She’s being held by some lady.

What else? Hmm…let’s see… oh, yea, the calendar is Gregorian, if you’re into that shit.

#newcalendar #missoctober #rootvegetables #tubers #gregorian #gregoriancalendar #oddtoe #oddtober #calendarmodel #seasonalfood #carrots #carrottop #humormemes #october #giftideas #perellicalendar #satirical #illustration #illustratorsoninstagram #caricaturist #humorousart
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I’m always looking for a commercial angle for my I’m always looking for a commercial angle for my work. As Yoda said to me once over drinks, “The corporate whore in you is strong.”

So imagine my surprise when I unarchived a trove of old selfies. After rigorous historical and forensic research, I verified they were shot with Apple’s latest-and-greatest iPhone. Imagine my luck — Apple, the grand daddy of corporate sugar daddies. 

This image is the first in the series I was able to geo-locate using the historical metadata. Each image in the series seems to be of a subject that appears to be naive and stupid. A simpleton. A person who is unable to discern between real and imaginary. Between authentic and forgery.

Anyone know anyone like this over at Apple?

#shotwithiphone #shotoniphone #funnyfakenews #iphone12pro #historicalfiction #oldphotograph #oddtoe #simpleton #humor #humorousart #illustratorsoninstagram #sepiaphotography #selfiestagram #spaintravel #vineyard #naive #gullable #funnypictures #funnyart #funnyartwork #apple #corporatesponsors

I’m always looking for a commercial angle for my work. As Yoda said to me once over drinks, “The corporate whore in you is strong.”

So imagine my surprise when I unarchived a trove of old selfies. After rigorous historical and forensic research, I verified they were shot with Apple’s latest-and-greatest iPhone. Imagine my luck — Apple, the grand daddy of corporate sugar daddies.

This image is the first in the series I was able to geo-locate using the historical metadata. Each image in the series seems to be of a subject that appears to be naive and stupid. A simpleton. A person who is unable to discern between real and imaginary. Between authentic and forgery.

Anyone know anyone like this over at Apple?

#shotwithiphone #shotoniphone #funnyfakenews #iphone12pro #historicalfiction #oldphotograph #oddtoe #simpleton #humor #humorousart #illustratorsoninstagram #sepiaphotography #selfiestagram #spaintravel #vineyard #naive #gullable #funnypictures #funnyart #funnyartwork #apple #corporatesponsors
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I get a lot of fan mail, often from children askin I get a lot of fan mail, often from children asking me what I look like, asking for a photo of me, and showing me their latest interpretation of my cartooning style. 

In response, I send them this image here, with a brief note attached. I find it more effective than a Cease and Desist order and less costly than a ‘black ops’ campaign against a minor.

You see, I figure I’ve got another 25 years working in the cut-throat, dog-eat-dog pre-school illustration industry. Competition can come from anywhere. 

As my kindergarten art teacher once said to me, “Get your own style, you freeloading forger.” Sage advice.

#satire #childrensbookillustration  #illustrationartists #kidsart #kidsartwork #kidsartclass #kidsdrawing #humormemes #cartoonart #cartooning #cartooning4kids #grumpyoldmen #oddtoe #memepages #cuteanimals #competitive #competitor #brushback #blackops

I get a lot of fan mail, often from children asking me what I look like, asking for a photo of me, and showing me their latest interpretation of my cartooning style.

In response, I send them this image here, with a brief note attached. I find it more effective than a Cease and Desist order and less costly than a ‘black ops’ campaign against a minor.

You see, I figure I’ve got another 25 years working in the cut-throat, dog-eat-dog pre-school illustration industry. Competition can come from anywhere.

As my kindergarten art teacher once said to me, “Get your own style, you freeloading forger.” Sage advice.

#satire #childrensbookillustration #illustrationartists #kidsart #kidsartwork #kidsartclass #kidsdrawing #humormemes #cartoonart #cartooning #cartooning4kids #grumpyoldmen #oddtoe #memepages #cuteanimals #competitive #competitor #brushback #blackops
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“Father, do fish wear g-strings”, my child ask “Father, do fish wear g-strings”, my child asked me in fluent Japanese, never.

“Why yes, child,” I replied, stroking my long, flowing, non-existent goatee. “Let me tell you a fictional story.”

#oddtoe 
#childrensbooks #childrensbookillustration #childrenillustration #illustrationartists #illustration #illustrator #koifish #koipond #gstrings #japaneseart #humorousbooksforkids #humorousmemes #laughoftheday #newchildrensbook

“Father, do fish wear g-strings”, my child asked me in fluent Japanese, never.

“Why yes, child,” I replied, stroking my long, flowing, non-existent goatee. “Let me tell you a fictional story.”

#oddtoe
#childrensbooks #childrensbookillustration #childrenillustration #illustrationartists #illustration #illustrator #koifish #koipond #gstrings #japaneseart #humorousbooksforkids #humorousmemes #laughoftheday #newchildrensbook
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A little diversion from the low-brow humor today - A little diversion from the low-brow humor today - I love a good drummer. And Charlie Watts was a good one and had a treat-of-a-face for caricature. 

So there you have it. Regularly scheduled programming will resume tomorrow…

#charliewatts #rollingstones #drummers #caricature #caricaturist #caricatures #rockstars #stonesfans #rollingstonesfans #oddtoe

A little diversion from the low-brow humor today - I love a good drummer. And Charlie Watts was a good one and had a treat-of-a-face for caricature.

So there you have it. Regularly scheduled programming will resume tomorrow…

#charliewatts #rollingstones #drummers #caricature #caricaturist #caricatures #rockstars #stonesfans #rollingstonesfans #oddtoe
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I’m serious about getting a serious ‘dad body. I’m serious about getting a serious ‘dad body.’ I’ve got the discipline and I’m in the fortunate position to hire the best physical trainers to achieve my Alpha Male goal.

Love handles or die, I say.

#fittofat #fitnesstrainers #bellyfat #fitnessregime #situps #coremuscles #pilatesinstructor #fitnessmemes #healthylifestyle #satire #bellybutton #lovehandles #lovehandlesworkout #seriousfitness #dadbod #dadbody #getinshape #crossfitaustralia #humor #personaltrainerlife #oddtoe

I’m serious about getting a serious ‘dad body.’ I’ve got the discipline and I’m in the fortunate position to hire the best physical trainers to achieve my Alpha Male goal.

Love handles or die, I say.

#fittofat #fitnesstrainers #bellyfat #fitnessregime #situps #coremuscles #pilatesinstructor #fitnessmemes #healthylifestyle #satire #bellybutton #lovehandles #lovehandlesworkout #seriousfitness #dadbod #dadbody #getinshape #crossfitaustralia #humor #personaltrainerlife #oddtoe
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This is for those obsessive cleaners out there, es This is for those obsessive cleaners out there, especially everyone in lockdown. Pride has to come from somewhere…

#cleanfreaks #cleaningroutine #bathrooms #boredinthehouse #bleach #nothingtodo #skidmarks #toilethumor #memedaily #hygiene #domesticgoddess #oddtoe

This is for those obsessive cleaners out there, especially everyone in lockdown. Pride has to come from somewhere…

#cleanfreaks #cleaningroutine #bathrooms #boredinthehouse #bleach #nothingtodo #skidmarks #toilethumor #memedaily #hygiene #domesticgoddess #oddtoe
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With the success of ‘Wingspan’, I thought I’ With the success of ‘Wingspan’, I thought I’d have a go at creating a card game with an unconventional subject. “Three Priest Monte” is a modern logistical puzzle: You’re the Human Resources Manager for a Catholic Archdiocese. With declining priest recruits, high-profile court cases, and shadowy requests from the Vatican, you have to resource Sunday Mass. Trade your most hands-on Fathers to other parishes before Johnny Law catches up with them. Fend off pesky journalists asking about Grindr profiles. And placate your nest of nuns from flying the coop.

“Three Priest Monte” is available wherever quality board games are sold.

#satire #newcardgame #wingspangame #threepriestmonte #cardgamesofinstagram #religiousmemes #somepriests #religionmemes #oddtoe

With the success of ‘Wingspan’, I thought I’d have a go at creating a card game with an unconventional subject. “Three Priest Monte” is a modern logistical puzzle: You’re the Human Resources Manager for a Catholic Archdiocese. With declining priest recruits, high-profile court cases, and shadowy requests from the Vatican, you have to resource Sunday Mass. Trade your most hands-on Fathers to other parishes before Johnny Law catches up with them. Fend off pesky journalists asking about Grindr profiles. And placate your nest of nuns from flying the coop.

“Three Priest Monte” is available wherever quality board games are sold.

#satire #newcardgame #wingspangame #threepriestmonte #cardgamesofinstagram #religiousmemes #somepriests #religionmemes #oddtoe
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My Kim Jong-un Clock is finally for sale. Not to b My Kim Jong-un Clock is finally for sale. Not to be cocky, but it’s a million times more ‘jong-uny’ than that crappy timepiece on your wall right now.

You want a clock that's both handsome and accurate. 

This wall clock is not only handsome, but it also has the most powerful leader in North Korea staring back at you every time you look at the time. Not creepy at all.

The Kim-Jong-un Clock is a perfect gift for your friend who loves dictators or anyone who wants a piece of Pyongyang.

This fantastic wall clock not only features the lovely mugshot of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un, but it also smells like turnips.

Click his double chin to purchase a Kim Jong-un Clock right now!

#kimjongun #clocks #clockshop #oddtoe #northkoreamemes #dearleader #wallclock #shopsmallbusinesses #officeinspiration #workfromhomelife #wallartdecor #caricaturist #clockart #quirky #weirdproducts #treatyourself

My Kim Jong-un Clock is finally for sale. Not to be cocky, but it’s a million times more ‘jong-uny’ than that crappy timepiece on your wall right now.

You want a clock that's both handsome and accurate.

This wall clock is not only handsome, but it also has the most powerful leader in North Korea staring back at you every time you look at the time. Not creepy at all.

The Kim-Jong-un Clock is a perfect gift for your friend who loves dictators or anyone who wants a piece of Pyongyang.

This fantastic wall clock not only features the lovely mugshot of our Dear Leader, Kim Jong-un, but it also smells like turnips.

Click his double chin to purchase a Kim Jong-un Clock right now!

#kimjongun #clocks #clockshop #oddtoe #northkoreamemes #dearleader #wallclock #shopsmallbusinesses #officeinspiration #workfromhomelife #wallartdecor #caricaturist #clockart #quirky #weirdproducts #treatyourself
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Massive quandary I do have: Do I ditch my barber b Massive quandary I do have: Do I ditch my barber because he insists I go full Brazilian around my ears or stick with him and get two small temple toupees to temporarily cover up his work until it grows back?

I know I should say something before he goes No. 1 (shaver) on my head, but I keep thinking it might be the new hip style all the young guys are wearing. The thing is: it’s not. I walk out of there and not a soul has this look.

Not sure how to get out of this awkward situation…Anyone know if you can self-trigger alopecia?

#hairtrends #barberstyle #shaveandahaircut #awkward #menshairstyles #memedaily #oddtoe  #memes #memesdaily #memeaccount #memestagram #memepage #memeaccounts #memesquad #memegod #newmemes #memefunny #funnymemes #memelife #dailymemes

Massive quandary I do have: Do I ditch my barber because he insists I go full Brazilian around my ears or stick with him and get two small temple toupees to temporarily cover up his work until it grows back?

I know I should say something before he goes No. 1 (shaver) on my head, but I keep thinking it might be the new hip style all the young guys are wearing. The thing is: it’s not. I walk out of there and not a soul has this look.

Not sure how to get out of this awkward situation…Anyone know if you can self-trigger alopecia?

#hairtrends #barberstyle #shaveandahaircut #awkward #menshairstyles #memedaily #oddtoe #memes #memesdaily #memeaccount #memestagram #memepage #memeaccounts #memesquad #memegod #newmemes #memefunny #funnymemes #memelife #dailymemes
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I’m no dummy. Two absolute facts: One - People l I’m no dummy. Two absolute facts: One - People love their dogs; Two - People love those Harry Potter stories. Why not get Voldemort out of his forced #metoo retirement to spruik some third-grade dog food?

It’s not like he’s working or anything. Unless he’s acting in some off-Broadway play, he’s gotta be free. Most likely, he’s also broke. I don’t remember reading that he’s a ‘trust fund baby’, so he’s be keen for the work.

Don’t ya think?!

#voldemort #celebrityspokesperson #dogfood #commercials #oddtoe #harrypottermemes #hewhomustnotbenamed #doitforthemoney #endoresement #celebritynews #harrypotter #harrypottermovies #actors #fakecommercial #dogtreats #humorousmemes #caricature #supermarket #laughterisgoodforthesoul

I’m no dummy. Two absolute facts: One - People love their dogs; Two - People love those Harry Potter stories. Why not get Voldemort out of his forced #metoo retirement to spruik some third-grade dog food?

It’s not like he’s working or anything. Unless he’s acting in some off-Broadway play, he’s gotta be free. Most likely, he’s also broke. I don’t remember reading that he’s a ‘trust fund baby’, so he’s be keen for the work.

Don’t ya think?!

#voldemort #celebrityspokesperson #dogfood #commercials #oddtoe #harrypottermemes #hewhomustnotbenamed #doitforthemoney #endoresement #celebritynews #harrypotter #harrypottermovies #actors #fakecommercial #dogtreats #humorousmemes #caricature #supermarket #laughterisgoodforthesoul
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I always wanted to be a documentary filmmaker. But I always wanted to be a documentary filmmaker. But research and reality aren’t my thing. Creatively, I’d always rather go the “This is Spinal Tap” or “Best in Show” route. 

Well, I finally got my wish. Here I am showing the dailies for “Hamburgler in Cuba”, a forensic look at the most infamous of the McDonald’s crew and his life as a criminal exile in Havana in the ‘60s and ‘70s.

Little known fact uncovered in this documentary: The Hamburgler was vegetarian and suffered from a rare form of kleptomania.

#hamburgler #documentary #cuba #satirememes #mcdonalds #filmdaily #projectorscreen #havanna #ronaldmcdonald #oldfilms #fakefilm #oddtoe

I always wanted to be a documentary filmmaker. But research and reality aren’t my thing. Creatively, I’d always rather go the “This is Spinal Tap” or “Best in Show” route.

Well, I finally got my wish. Here I am showing the dailies for “Hamburgler in Cuba”, a forensic look at the most infamous of the McDonald’s crew and his life as a criminal exile in Havana in the ‘60s and ‘70s.

Little known fact uncovered in this documentary: The Hamburgler was vegetarian and suffered from a rare form of kleptomania.

#hamburgler #documentary #cuba #satirememes #mcdonalds #filmdaily #projectorscreen #havanna #ronaldmcdonald #oldfilms #fakefilm #oddtoe
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I’ve raided my compost bin for this beauty. Orga I’ve raided my compost bin for this beauty. Organic, environmentally-friendly, and sweet smelling, two out of three ain’t bad for my new scent, Sweaty Cabbage. {Say it with a French accent please.} Sweaty Cabbage effuses strong odours of turnip and peat bog, and comes in a beautiful bottle designed by yours truly. 

So do you know of a pig farmer looking for a stronger scent? Or do you have an ex-girlfriend that likes toilette water?

Sweaty Cabbage by Oddtoe.

#cabbage #perfumes #memedaily #newmemes #meme funny #funnymemes #memevideos #dailymemes #beautylovers #beautyaddicts #beautyobsessed #beautysecret #beautyessentials #organiclife #organicliving #organicproduct #organicproducts #oddtoe

I’ve raided my compost bin for this beauty. Organic, environmentally-friendly, and sweet smelling, two out of three ain’t bad for my new scent, Sweaty Cabbage. {Say it with a French accent please.} Sweaty Cabbage effuses strong odours of turnip and peat bog, and comes in a beautiful bottle designed by yours truly.

So do you know of a pig farmer looking for a stronger scent? Or do you have an ex-girlfriend that likes toilette water?

Sweaty Cabbage by Oddtoe.

#cabbage #perfumes #memedaily #newmemes #meme funny #funnymemes #memevideos #dailymemes #beautylovers #beautyaddicts #beautyobsessed #beautysecret #beautyessentials #organiclife #organicliving #organicproduct #organicproducts #oddtoe
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Influencing people to buy products they don’t ne Influencing people to buy products they don’t need can be lonely. That why I’ve launched a line of low-carbon hand puppets specifically geared to the Insta-Tok crowd.

Each artisanal-crafted puppet comes with a Certificate of Vanity and a sense of entitlement, just like their owners.

Order now and share the spotlight in your amazing life with a pre-owned sock.

#influencerlife #handpuppet #satire #kardashianmemes #instagraminfluencer #tiktokinfluencer #influencermarketing #puppetry #digitalillustration #socialmediastrategy #sidekicks #ventriloquist #ventriloquism #bikinimodel #bikinimodeling #newproductlaunch #newproducts #buttoneyes #oddtoe

Influencing people to buy products they don’t need can be lonely. That why I’ve launched a line of low-carbon hand puppets specifically geared to the Insta-Tok crowd.

Each artisanal-crafted puppet comes with a Certificate of Vanity and a sense of entitlement, just like their owners.

Order now and share the spotlight in your amazing life with a pre-owned sock.

#influencerlife #handpuppet #satire #kardashianmemes #instagraminfluencer #tiktokinfluencer #influencermarketing #puppetry #digitalillustration #socialmediastrategy #sidekicks #ventriloquist #ventriloquism #bikinimodel #bikinimodeling #newproductlaunch #newproducts #buttoneyes #oddtoe
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“CSI: Forensic Dental” premiers next week. Jus “CSI: Forensic Dental” premiers next week. Just a pilot, but I thought to give you a sneak preview here with this storyboard. 

I personally think the medical, zoological, and technological research is apparent. I spent two whole minutes researching this junk before I wrote it.
 
Time well spent.

#dentistry #truecrime #satire #oddtoe #medicine #tvseries #graphicnovels #comicartists #humor #memesdaily #mandibles #teeth #bicuspids #dentistlife #html #ai #3dprintinglife #bingetv

“CSI: Forensic Dental” premiers next week. Just a pilot, but I thought to give you a sneak preview here with this storyboard.

I personally think the medical, zoological, and technological research is apparent. I spent two whole minutes researching this junk before I wrote it.

Time well spent.

#dentistry #truecrime #satire #oddtoe #medicine #tvseries #graphicnovels #comicartists #humor #memesdaily #mandibles #teeth #bicuspids #dentistlife #html #ai #3dprintinglife #bingetv
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Well, we’re in our 5th Covid lockdown here in Me Well, we’re in our 5th Covid lockdown here in Melbourne, Australia. I hope everyone rushed out before restrictions came in to get your essential manscaping attended to. Here I’m visualizing a strategy I use to ‘spice things up’ with your partner AND save money at the same time.

#lovetips #manscaping #backsackandcrack #lockdownmemes #oddtoe #lockdownlife #humor #womanportrait #illustration #illustrator #domesticbliss #eroticwriting #memeoftheday #redheads #couplestherapy #spicethingsup

Well, we’re in our 5th Covid lockdown here in Melbourne, Australia. I hope everyone rushed out before restrictions came in to get your essential manscaping attended to. Here I’m visualizing a strategy I use to ‘spice things up’ with your partner AND save money at the same time.

#lovetips #manscaping #backsackandcrack #lockdownmemes #oddtoe #lockdownlife #humor #womanportrait #illustration #illustrator #domesticbliss #eroticwriting #memeoftheday #redheads #couplestherapy #spicethingsup
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Being allergic to grains, afraid of heights, and h Being allergic to grains, afraid of heights, and having a long history of sniffing spray paint makes silo art the last thing I should take up. 

#siloart #siloarttrail #siloartvictoria #murals #portraitillustration #grainsilo #caricatureartist #farmer

Being allergic to grains, afraid of heights, and having a long history of sniffing spray paint makes silo art the last thing I should take up.

#siloart #siloarttrail #siloartvictoria #murals #portraitillustration #grainsilo #caricatureartist #farmer
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Gifts of taxidermy are expressions of deep remorse Gifts of taxidermy are expressions of deep remorse in some countries. But more importantly, gifts of taxidermy are tax deductible if you’re a taxidermist. So if you’re a crappy human being who also happens to stuff dead animals, here’s my tip: kill two birds with one stone. 

#giftsforher #sayingsorry #taxidermy #armadillo #sarcasticmemes #sarcasm #illustration #illustrator #facialexpressions #deadpan #shootingdaggers #comedyart #oddtoe #drippingwithsarcasm

Gifts of taxidermy are expressions of deep remorse in some countries. But more importantly, gifts of taxidermy are tax deductible if you’re a taxidermist. So if you’re a crappy human being who also happens to stuff dead animals, here’s my tip: kill two birds with one stone.

#giftsforher #sayingsorry #taxidermy #armadillo #sarcasticmemes #sarcasm #illustration #illustrator #facialexpressions #deadpan #shootingdaggers #comedyart #oddtoe #drippingwithsarcasm
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